[SCENE:  Aboard Pegasus.  Ozy McCool and T-Bone McManx are reading an article about The Hawtest British Couple In The History Of Ever, Ever!™.  Huge pools of saliva have formed on the deck of the bridge.]
OZY MCCOOL:  (drool)
T-BONE MCMANX:  (drool!!!)
[In comes our hero, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, with his first officer and right-hand Klingon, Korrioth.  A look of disgust crosses Spats’ face, while Korrioth effects a smirk, knowing what’s coming and gleefully anticipating it.]
LSIK&T:  Ahem.
[Ozy’s and T-Bone’s faces have a race to see which one blanches first.  Ozy’s wins…but it’s close.]
OZY MCCOOL:  Sir!…uh…um…Admiral on the bridge?
T-BONE MCMANX:  (gulp)
LSIK&T:  Would either of you mind showing me why you’re creating Drool Lake™ on the bridge of my ship?
[McCool hands Spats the article, and a picture.]
LSIK&T:    (sigh) Mr. Korrioth, would you mind escorting Mr. McCool and Mr. McManx to their quarters before Drool Lake™ becomes…ah…
KORRIOTH:  (grunt)
[Korrioth grabs the two by the scruff of their necks and leaves the bridge.]
Really, guys, Posh Victoria whatever the Hell™ she wants to be called…she’s cute and all, but I’ve seen better.
And if you ask me, she needs to fire her stylist.  Silky Pony boy John-John Edwards gets better haircuts.