Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 10:09
[SCENE: Aboard Pegasus. Ozy McCool and T-Bone McManx are reading an article about The Hawtest British Couple In The History Of Ever, Ever!. Huge pools of saliva have formed on the deck of the bridge.]
OZY MCCOOL: (drool)
T-BONE MCMANX: (drool!!!)
[In comes our hero, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, with his first officer and right-hand Klingon, Korrioth. A look of disgust crosses Spats' face, while Korrioth effects a smirk, knowing what's coming and gleefully anticipating it.]
[Ozy's and T-Bone's faces have a race to see which one blanches first. Ozy's wins...but it's close.]
OZY MCCOOL: Sir!…uh…um…Admiral on the bridge?
T-BONE MCMANX: (gulp)
LSIK&T: Would either of you mind showing me why you’re creating Drool Lake on the bridge of my ship?
[McCool hands Spats the article, and a picture.]
LSIK&T: (sigh) Mr. Korrioth, would you mind escorting Mr. McCool and Mr. McManx to their quarters before Drool Lake becomes…ah…
[Korrioth grabs the two by the scruff of their necks and leaves the bridge.]
Posh Victoria whatever the Hell she wants to be called…she’s cute and all, but I’ve seen better.
And if you ask me, she needs to fire her stylist. Silky Pony boy John-John Edwards gets better haircuts.