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[SCENE:  Aboard PegasusOzy McCool and T-Bone McManx are reading an article about The Hawtest British Couple In The History Of Ever, Ever!™.  Huge pools of saliva have formed on the deck of the bridge.]

OZY MCCOOL:  (drool)

T-BONE MCMANX:  (drool!!!)

[In comes our hero, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, with his first officer and right-hand Klingon, Korrioth.  A look of disgust crosses Spats' face, while Korrioth effects a smirk, knowing what's coming and gleefully anticipating it.]

LSIK&T:  Ahem.

[Ozy's and T-Bone's faces have a race to see which one blanches first.  Ozy's wins...but it's close.]

OZY MCCOOL:  Sir!…uh…um…Admiral on the bridge?

T-BONE MCMANX:  (gulp)

LSIK&T:  Would either of you mind showing me why you’re creating Drool Lake™ on the bridge of my ship?

[McCool hands Spats the article, and a picture.]

LSIK&T  (sigh) Mr. Korrioth, would you mind escorting Mr. McCool and Mr. McManx to their quarters before Drool Lake™ becomes…ah…

KORRIOTH:  (grunt)

[Korrioth grabs the two by the scruff of their necks and leaves the bridge.]

Really, guys, Posh Victoria whatever the Hell™ she wants to be called…she’s cute and all, but I’ve seen better.

And if you ask me, she needs to fire her stylist.  Silky Pony boy John-John Edwards gets better haircuts. 

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