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Y’know, Denizens, it’s bad enough when we have atheist fools bigots fools & bigots try to take away our  joy during Christmas season.

But now we have the dumbshits can’t even figure out what’s sacred and what’s secular.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was almost grounded at Murrayville Elementary School this week after a parent complained about the classic Christmas song’s inclusion in her daughter’s upcoming kindergarten concert.

The objecting parent was upset about the words “Christmas” and “Santa” in the song, feeling that they carried religious overtones.

Okay, this is freakin’ Rudolph.  The reindeerWith the effin’ glow-in-the-dark red nose.

Has ZipZeroNadaBupkis™ to do with anything religious.

But don’t take my word for it.  Here, have a look at the lyrics:

Lyrics to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!

Anyone who can show me the slightest connection with the Christ child gets a Spatula City BBS! shirt, courtesy of yours truly.

Morons. 

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