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Today was a good day for the ladies to bash the MSM. Soooo good I didn’t know which one I wanted to blog about, so I’m just going to drop links to both!!!

You can go here and here to see Sarah Palin finally rip the MSM a new one. She’s been needing to do this since the campaign ended IMHO.

And then, just for Darth, here’s his favorite “goo goo doll” blasting the MSM (namely Kyra Phillips from CNN) for her on-air attempt at trashing Joe the Plumber because he is going to be a reporter in Gaza.

Enjoy. It’s Friday after all!!

ThatIsAll&#153

The PFW benediction will be on Saturday, and the resolutions will come on Sunday.

The Year in Review will be sometime next week, probably Saturday.

ThatIsAll™.

You try showing me up like you did Nic Harris, Timmi Tebow, you fucking little pansy-assed pussy, I’m going after your knees the rest of the game.

In fact, it’d please me no end if every SEC defensive coordinator did just that next year.

[Scene:&#160 aboard Pegasus.&#160 Lord Darth Venomous is in his luxurious command chair…]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Ahem.

[…uh, Captain Korrioth’s luxurious command chair…?]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Well, technically, it is my&#160 ship.

[…uh, Admiral?]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yes, Allan-a…uh, Al.&#160 It’s his ship.&#160 Which reminds me, Captain – isn’t K’tinghe finished with my flagship yet???

KORRIOTH:&#160 Two more weeks, m’Lord.&#160 He’s having trouble with the new particle disruptors – they keep blowing things up.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Send him a subspace message telling him playtime’s over.&#160 He can go blow things up on his own time.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Yes, my lord.

VENOMOUS:&#160 And speaking of subspace messages – anything yet, McManx?

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 Still no word from Eastern Intelligence, sir.&#160 I’d imagine they’ve had long enough to notify us, but that’s just me.

VENOMOUS:&#160 (nods) Very well, McManx, you may put that project on the back burner for now.

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 Yes, m’lord.

…

Denizens, it’s not out of the realm (no pun intended) of possibility that my presents to Prince Spatula II got thrown away upon receipt – but unlike previous years, they were not&#160 returned.

Therefore, against my better judgement (at least, when dealing with these&#160 people), I’m going to believe the best and give Steffi the Doublewide the benefit of the doubt, and believe that she allowed him to have my Christmas presents to him this year.

Thank you, Stephanie.&#160 I trust he’s enjoying them.

Speak for yourself, Shrubya, you spineless little RINO weasel.

Bush, with just 13 days left in his administration and flanked by the living former presidents and the incoming one, spoke briefly to reporters before the exclusive club and its newest member were to sit down for lunch, but after a brief private meeting between Bush and Obama.

Which should tell you something about the direction in which our once-great country is headed.&#160 Five individuals who have held, or will hold, that office – and not a conservative, Constitution-honoring man&#160 amongst the entire bunch.

“One message that I have and I think we all share is that we want you to succeed,” the outgoing president said.

“Whether we’re Democrat or Republican we care deeply about this country,” Bush said. “And to the extent we can, we look forward to sharing our experiences with you. All of us who have served in this office understand that the office itself transcends the individual and we wish you all the very best and so does the country.”

Not so fast there, Skippy.

You&#160 might want him to succeed.

Your father, perhaps.

Jimm-ah Peanuthead and Der Kaiser, most definitely.

The 62 million pussies, limpdicks and pansy-asses who ignored his embarrassing lack of governing experience, scandals, traitorous associations and other related scandals to vote for him – and, given the illegal alien vote and ACORN’s involvement in all of this, I’m not convinced it’s even 60 million, but that’s another post…yeah, sure, if they pull their heads out of their asses long enough to stop watching American Idol&#160 and pay attention for once.

But as for me and my family – Ayatollah Obambi, we&#160 hope you’re a fucking colossal failure.

Because if you fail, it means that your socialist agenda didn’t get enacted into law, and the United States will have held on to some remnant of freedom & liberty.

If you fail, Obambi, our taxes will not have gone up.

If you fail, Jugears McHopenchange, there will be no “civilian defense force” to try and take away what few rights I have left.

If you fail, I’ll still have my guns.&#160 (It’ll be a cold day in Hell&#153 before I give ’em up anyway, but you get the idea.)

If you fail, I’ll still be able to call the heterophobes whatever I fucking well please, and there won’t be a damned thing they can do about it.

So you’ll pardon me if I hope & pray that your half-assed excuse-for-an-administration is the sorriest in American history and you aren’t able to do one motherfucking thing.&#160 (Understand, it already is – now those 60 million or so morons need to see it, as well.)

As for you, Limpdickya – how’s it feel to be the last Bush that’ll ever hold national public office?

You see, after your liberal-assed disaster of a performance, there’s no way in Hell&#153 that Jeb will ever get a sniff of the Oval Office.

We’ll make damned sure of that – very effin’ few Americans will be stupid enough to let a Bush fool ’em one more time.

Bank on it.

Roland Burris, a Constitutionally-appointed replacement U.S. Senator from the state of Illinois, so appointed by a lawful sitting U.S. state governor who followed the process outlined in the United States Constitution, has been denied his lawful seat in the United States Senate by Dingy Harry Reid.

Oh – did I mention that Burris is black?

Failed comic and character actor Al Franken has claimed one of the U.S. Senate seats from Minnesota – despite not having clearly earned it (he currently “leads” the Senate race amidst some extremely&#160 strong evidence that the Demoscum in Minnehaha stole the election through bogus voter registration, fradulent voting and fradulent/illegal vote-counting.

It will be interesting to see whether or not Dingy Harry decides to seat Franken.

Oh – did I mention that Franken is white?

Your move, leftard racists Demoscum.

Well, well, well.&#160 Not yet two weeks before the Ayatollah’s coronation and already we have a scandal.

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson abandoned his nomination to become commerce secretary under pressure of a grand jury investigation into a state contract awarded to his political donors – an investigation that threatened to embarrass President-elect Barack Obama.

Richardson insisted he would be cleared in the investigation and Obama stood by the governor as an “outstanding public servant.” But both men said it has become clear that a grand jury probe would not be finished in time for Richardson’s confirmation hearings and could keep him from filling the post in a timely matter.

Maybe we shoulda let the Magic Negro&#153 take office early.&#160 That way, this scandal could have officially&#160 happened on his watch.

No worries, though.&#160 Something tells me this is but the first of many.

Had enough, Demoscum?&#160

Via a stable wormhole provided by my team in the Department of Stargate Stuff, this is coming to you from the present into the past….

SG RAYEGUN: No Korrioth, there were not any Klingons used to establish the wormhole…..

On this date and time….at some point in the past….your General was welcomed into the barracks. Yes, it’s the Generals’ birthday. Yes, he’s grumpy and cranky today…..hence the reason the scientists had to open the wormhole to send this post back in time.

And since he has your attention, there are a few announcements needing to be made.

1. The chick-chasing&#153 ways that Darth seems to thrive on are no more for your General. He has found a proper Generalette.

2. Your General has FINALLY completed his latest instance of college education and OFFICIALLY received his diploma on December 23, 2008. For those who are curious, Bachelor of Science in Information Technology.

3. The Southern Command HQ and all related areas WILL BE relocating to an as-of-yet determined undisclosed location BEFORE the summer. Yes, this to allow the new Generalette proper access to the various Command HQ entities. No date yet, but more information will be forthcoming. Keep comm channels open.

ThatisAll&#153

Denizen & fellow blogger Alan K. Henderson has his 2009 predictions here.

Since I still don’t feel like writing anything, go over there and have a look.&#160 Go.&#160 Shoo.

Denizens, there will be a slight delay in posting the Resolutions&#153 for 2009, as well as the Year in Review.

(Translation:&#160 I don’t feel much like writing right now.&#160 Bleh.)

Hang tight.

Just my personal opinion, but I tend to think that this isn’t really something we should be going ga-ga over:

Dallas’ Parkland Memorial Hospital didn’t have to wait long to welcome the first baby of 2009 — a baby boy named Justin Daniel Ramirez arrived at 12:16 a.m.

Justin’s mom, a 15-year-old Dallas eighth-grader named Fernanda Rios, couldn’t stop smiling as she cradled her new son in her arms Thursday morning.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m most pleased that she chose to have the baby, as opposed to murdering it via abortion.&#160 Good for Fernanda in going the pro-life route.

Still.

…uh, Rappy Mew Hear…

…uhhhhh, Wappy Hoo Hoo…

…uhhhhhhhhh, Fappy Near Slooo…ooo…uhhh…

…aaaaaah, jsut fcuk’t…(hic!)

…gotsh t’ slepe tis oof…(hic)