Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Otherwise, it's mine to do with as I please, and if I want to use it on the blog, I'm perfectly free to do so.
You have now been warned.
Hmmm, what am I getting this year, Dad?
Thank you, Algore.
(snicker)
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[SCENE: Realm™ spacedock. ISS Pegasus has just returned from a shakedown voyage to test its new warp core.
In the bay, 750 kellicams off the port bow sits the Realm's™ newest vessel and soon-to-be flagship, Titanic.]
Yeah, I’ve got a certain flair for the foreboding. Sue me. 
[On the bridge of Pegasus, Admiral Darth Venomous is admiring the Kahless-class Dreadnaught as it fills the forward viewscreen]
VENOMOUS: As Kirk once said, “My friends, the great experiment”.
MERLIN: One hopes this vessel fares better than her namesake.
VENOMOUS: It should, Wizard. There are no icebergs where we’re taking her.
KORRIOTH: So you’re saying we’re not going hunting for Algore?
ALL: 
[Suddenly, the ship rocks violently as the lights wink out. The red-alert klaxon can be heard going off in the background.]
KORRIOTH: What the f…?!?!
VENOMOUS (towards intercom: Engineering! Ozy, what’s going on down there…?! [No answer.] OZY!!!! Korrioth, get down there and–
OZY MCCOOL (over intercom): Engineering to Bridge! We’ve got containment field failure down here! All the power couplings have blown and I have coolant leak everywhere!!! I estimate three-and-a-half minutes until a warp core breach!!!
VENOMOUS: Shit! RED ALERT!!! All hands to escape pods!! ABANDON SHIP!!!
(To be continued…)
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.