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The Department of “Well, It Worked For Goebbels™″ brings us this little bit of hilarity from NewsBusters.

If you want to argue that Rush Limbaugh the radio sensation will soon crumble and fail, that he’s headed for a “last hurrah,” would you sign up as your expert….an Air America executive? That’s what media critic Michael Wolff did in a Vanity Fair article on Limbaugh, “the man who ate the GOP.”

More to the point, I might ask the question:  “Haven’t they been spewing this bullshit for the past 20 years?”

I mean, this blind little band of piggies is getting pretty desperate to find that truffle, isn’t it? 

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Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave. And behold, a severe earthquake had occurred, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled away the stone and sat upon it. And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. The guards shook for fear of him and became like dead men.

The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid; for I know that you are looking for Jesus who has been crucified. He is not here, for He has risen, just as He said. Come, see the place where He was lying. Go quickly and tell His disciples that He has risen from the dead; and behold, He is going ahead of you into Galilee, there you will see Him; behold, I have told you.”

—Matthew 28:1-7

2000 years later, it still isn’t about bunny rabbits (real or chocolate), baby chicks or colored eggs.

Happy Easter, Denizens.  He  is risen.

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I found this interesting little tidbit about the Dallas County jail a couple days ago.

A potentially dangerous situation in the Dallas County jail was averted in February after a young boy wandered away from his mother and wound up in a secure area where prisoners were working.

On Feb. 16 around 9 pm, a group of inmates in the Lew Sterrett Justice Center kitchen told sheriff’s jail staff that a child was standing in a hallway unattended, according to sheriff’s reports I finally got my hands on.

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A malfunctioning elevator appears to be the culprit, although the reports don’t make it very clear. It looks like you need a key to take the elevator from the visitors area down to the kitchen below. But this child somehow managed to do it. A work order was issued for the elevator, according to the reports.

This would be the same Dallas County jail that, the very next month, failed a state inspection.  For the seventh straight time, I might add.

Inspectors with the Texas Commission on Jail Standards briefed county commissioners Friday morning about the results of their four-day evaluation of the four jails now operating.

They detailed broken toilets, dirty and “severely clogged” air vents, remote-controlled doors that wouldn’t open or close properly, broken intercoms, slow response to fire drills, inadequate smoke detection and removal systems, inadequate staffing, improper mixing of high- and low-security inmates and numerous plumbing problems.

The county jail system – the nation’s seventh-largest – hasn’t passed a state inspection since 2003. In addition, the jails remain under a federal court order to improve medical and mental health care, sanitation and fire safety systems.

Curious, no?

Oh.  Did I mention that the jail is run by the county sheriff?  And did I mention that the sheriff is a lezbo Demoscum?  In a county full of abject incompetents just like her?

And did I mention that the lezbo bitch has had four fuckin’ years to fix the problems at the county lockup, and hasn’t???  And that things have deteriorated to the point where a small child can wander into prisoner territory?  And that at least a few of those prisoner have probably been busted on child sex charges (don’t know this for a fact, but it stands to reason)?

Well, now you know.

Your tax dollars at work, Dallas County.

I’m counting the days until I’m no longer a resident of this hellhole.

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