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Item:&#160 In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.

As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s&#160 a couple for you, no?).&#160 The question was asked thusly:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalise same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

And Miss Prejean answered He Who Doesn’t Have Much Experience With Real Women, and stated:

“Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other,” 21-year-old Prejean said.

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” she continued.

“You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offence to anybody out there.

“But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you.”

Today, limp-wristed douchebag pansy-assed faggot Perez Hilton called Carrie Prejean a “dumb bitch” for that answer, thereby demonstating that, if Prejean wanted to sue Miss USA for a biased competition, she might have a helluva case.

As for you, Peresita, listen up, pussy:&#160 Carrie Prejean is not only more of a woman than you ever thought of being, she’s also more of a man&#160 than you could ever hope to be.

Carrie would only need about thirty seconds, tops, to kick your ass.&#160 And I base that on the fact that I’d only need five.

You’re nothing but a limp-wristed pantywaist, fag boy.&#160 Crawl back under your rock before someone who didn’t like what you had to say about Carrie decides to take matters into his own hands and bury you under it.

(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle, who also&#160 has more testosterone than Peresitita con el boyitito.)


VENOMOUS:&#160 (/i)(/blockquote)

MERLIN:&#160 Ahhhhh!!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Unnnnhh!!!

KORRIOTH:&#160 Dammit, put it back!&#160 I was just starting to feel good again!

Trust the Klingon.

Sorry about the extended italicization, guys.&#160


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