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Item:  In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.

As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s  a couple for you, no?).  The question was asked thusly:

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


VENOMOUS:  (/i)(/blockquote)

MERLIN:  Ahhhhh!!!

OZY MCCOOL:  Unnnnhh!!!

KORRIOTH:  Dammit, put it back!  I was just starting to feel good again!

Trust the Klingon.

Sorry about the extended italicization, guys. 


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