OHMYFREAKINGOURD™, he’s…(GASP!!!1!!ONE!!1!ELEVENTYTRILLION!!1!~)…HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at Chicago 33, Washington 31
Dallas 20, at San Diego 28
For once, the C’girlz first unit looked pretty damn good.  And even though it was Kyle Orton who led the first touchdown drive, the O-line was able to both protect Romo and give DeMarco Murray some running room.  Let’s hope it’s a portend.
And the $50XXL (that’s “million” for those of you in Rev. Mykki Chickenshit’s Church of the SubTarded) man, Brandon Carr, got himself a couple of picks on the way to helping the first-team defense shut the Chargers out for a half.
In other areas, third-string QB Stephen McGee has probably played his way off the roster – he was given most of the fourth quarter Saturday and was woefully ineffective.  Fourth-stringer Rudy Carpenter came in with the same personnel grouping and promptly led Dallas to its only other touchdown of the night, alternating passes between Cole Beasley & Dwayne Harris, with the latter catching the TD.  Hope the ‘Girlz keep all three of ’em.
On defense, second-year player Mario Butler impressed.  He’s got a shot to stick.
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Well, well, well.  Things aren’t so easy, are they ARRRRR GEEEEEE THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!, when the defenders are just as fast as you are, are they???
The Second Coming Of The World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever!!!™ was only 5-8-49 with no  touchdowns and a fumble when a Bear defender…(GASP!!!!!)…caught him from behind.  OHNOES!!!!!
Welcome to Hell™, Mr. “Andre Ware II”.  How do  you like it? 
The PFW will return Friday or so.  Stay tuned.