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(With no apology and a swift kick in the ass to Garry Trudeau…)

Uh oh, Denizens.  Shit’s about to hit the fan in Extreme Lefturdia.

Vice President Cheney’s been cleared of charges:

The investigation report, released to The Dallas Morning News Thursday, was based on interviews with several witnesses, including Mr. Cheney and Harry Whittington, the man he shot. No criminal charges will be filed.

Donktard heads exploding in 5…4…3…2…

All together now…


(Hat tip to LC & Denizen Humble Devildog.)

ITEM:  In 2004, the Onion posted an article about Gilette going to a five-bladed razor.

ITEM:  For the Super Bowl, Gilette came out with…a five-bladed razor.

Coincidence?  We think not…


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