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Okay, so here you have the Ayatollah Obambi gonna get a pooch for his two little tax deductions indoctrinaires squids.

Ever since president-elect Obama mentioned that his kids are getting a puppy, dog lovers around the world have been panting with anticipation to learn what kind of dog will become first pup.

Thus proving that some dog lovers don’t have anything better to do than sit and let the fecal grey matter between their ears calcify while breathlessly watching Dancing with the Stars.

Obama, who described the decision as a “major issue,”

Yeah, and the problem is – the clueless dickweed meant&#160 it.&#160 While the Al-Obambi economy contiues to crumble around him, while people around him are in danger of losing their homes to foreclosure, businesses are laying off employees left & right, while whomever it is pretending to be the late Obama Osama bin Laden plans another attack on the United States, while China makes plans to move on Taiwan, while NKorea plans to overrun SKorea, he’s&#160 agonizing over which effin’ dog&#160 to get.

is on the hunt for an allergy-free dog, since daughter Malia is allergic.

Here’s a clue for the Manchurian Muslim MESSIAH&#153!!!:&#160 Get a sheepdog and a prescription for Claritin.

Sheesh.

Seeing that Obama is the first “global president,” it’s not surprising that the Fido frenzy has gone international.

No, but it does&#160 clearly demonstrate the world’s IQ.

No, that’s not a compliment.

Peru has suggested its native Peruvian hairless dog, a bald, toothless breed, which actually looks cuter than it sounds. (You can get better acquainted with the breed here.) The country even has a specific dog in mind. Nicknamed “Ears,”

SPEW!!!!1!!ONE!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!11!

Nicknamed…what!?!?!!&#160

the four-month-old has been offered formally to the future first family in a letter sent to the U.S. Embassy. If the Obama girls reject the Peruvian pup, we hope it won’t create an international incident.

And if they accept&#160 it…will we be able to tell the difference between doggie & daddy?

ROFL!!!!!&#160

And as if things weren’t bad enough, now Obambi’s failing economy is taking its toll on, of all places, the U.S. Post Office.

“We lost 2 billion dollars and like any other business we have to stay afloat.” And to keep from sinking, the United States Postal Service is considering cutting thousands of jobs nationwide. Lavelle Pepper with the post office in Shreveport says they too are feeling the affects of the same disease hitting the country… a struggling economy. “We employ about 685,000 people. If we do layoffs it would include clerks, carriers, mail handlers across all crafts.”

B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s already-failed economy continues to take it in the shorts.&#160 How many more thousands of American employees will lose their jobs to the faltering Obambi economy?