Well, whaddya know?  Sarah Palin isn’t guilty of ethics violations after all.
Gov. Sarah Palin violated no ethics laws when she fired her public safety commissioner, the state personnel board concluded in a report released Monday. “There is no probable cause to believe that the governor, or any other state official, violated the Alaska Executive Ethics Act in connection with these matters,” the report says.
“Gov. Palin is pleased that the independent investigator for the Personnel Board has concluded that she acted properly in the reassignment of Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan,” her attorney, Thomas Van Flein, said in a statement.
Gee, I wonder if the Lame Stream Mediots™ will scream this from the rooftops like they did when Alaska’s excuse-for-a-Legislature found her guilty in their little walrus kangaroo court…?
CRICKET CHORUS:  (chirrrrrrrrrrp!!1!ONE!1!!)
Yeah, that’s kinda what I thought, too.
There are heads that need to roll at Valley Ranch.  And some of them wear helmets.
Arlington Heights 28, Eastern Hills 13
#13 Texas Christian 44, at UNLV 14
UBuffalo 32, at Ohio 19
at #4 Oklahoma 62, Nebraska 28
Dallas 14, at NY Football Douchebag Pussies 35
From the writeup at DFWVarsity.com over at the FW Startle-gram:
Fort Worth Arlington Heights claimed the District 7-4A East title with a 28-13 victory against Fort Worth Eastern Hills on Friday night at Scarborough-Handley Field. They’ll now face Dunbar (8-1, 4-0) for the District 7-4A title next week…Against Eastern Hills, Arlington Heights enjoyed an efficient offensive evening behind the arm of quarterback Mark Grace and a solid running game that gained 196 yards.Grace threw for all four touchdowns on 167 passing yards.
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James Starks ran wild over the Ohio defense, gaining 185 yards on 30 carries.  52 of those came on one run in the fourth quarter to salt the game away.  Drew Willy was 14-23-116 with one touchdown.  Brandon Thermilus added 73 yards on the ground for the Bulls.
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As if the 35 points first-quarter points weren’t enough…
You just knew it wasn’t going to be a good day for the Nebraska Cornhuskers when, after a rare stop of OU’s offense, the Sooner punter had the snap slip through his hands.  And then not only does he barely have enough time to pick the ball back up and get the punt off beyond the outstreched Huskers’ fingers – the punt itself goes for 50 yards.
Joey Ganz’ first three passes resulted in turnovers – the first one…well, let’s let ESPN tell the story:
From the moment Nebraska lined up, Oklahoma cornerback Dominique Franks knew exactly what was coming.
By the time he and his Sooners teammates were done with their dominating start, the Cornhuskers didn’t know what hit them.
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Franks intercepted Joe Ganz’s first pass attempt and returned it 18 yards for a touchdown, and the Huskers (5-4, 2-3 Big 12) also had turnovers on each of their next two passes as the Sooners (8-1, 4-1) raced to a 28-0 lead in the first 5½ minutes.
Roy Helu Jr. had 157 yards and a touchdown for the Huskers, but by then it was over.
Bradford was 19-27-311 with five touchdowns.  DeMarco Murray was 14 carries for 57 yards and two scores.
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The tempation was great to look past the Rebels and focus on the Utes.
Andy Dalton was up to the task, however.  He went 16-29-151 and had three touchdowns.  The Frog ground game steamrolled the Rebs for 259 yards, led by Aaron Brown’s 60.
The Frog defense once again gave up a long run that might as well have gone for a score, but otherwise managed to bottle up UNLV’s offense most of the rest of the night.
Ross Evans didn’t have his greatest game – he missed another  extra point – but the strong winds might have had something to do with that, so he gets a pass.
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This.  Team.  Flat.  Out.  QUIT.  Today.
The line quit blocking.  The quarterbacking was atrocious.  The running game had two good runs all day, and they were on back-to-back sweeps, and that was it.  The defense tried early, but even they gave up late.
Case in point:  On the Douchebags’ last touchdown, Mike Jenkins, simply pulled up and let Derrick “Off The Waiver Wire” Ward just run by him on the way to a 17-yard romp.  This team flat-out quit.
And that’s a reflection of it’s head coach, who has lost any fire he ever had in his belly – and my guess is that he didn’t have all that much to begin with.
Brad “Bad” Johnson started, and was predictably teed off on.  After his second interception (and remember, this was supposed to be the cagey old quarterback who was precise with his passes), Brooks Bollinger took over – and while he was just as horrible, he did at least guide the C’boys to a touchdown.
But this outfit still plays “excuse-me” football.  Very few times did Douchebag pussy RB Bwandi Jackoff get his ass popped – Zach Thomas and Bradie James each got in a lick, but the skirt-wearing bitch pretty much did what he wanted to all day.  The secondary played a little more press coverage, but Widdle Ewi the Misconception pretty much got to play pitch & catch with his receivers all day long.
This team needs an overhaul.  If Jerry Jones is serious about doing anything this year, certain coaches – and certain players – need to go.
Now.  Before the Cowboys find themselves on the playoff outside, looking in.
This week:  4-2.  Overall:  43-12.
The PFW returns Thursday, when we play for all the marbles, and we guarantee that the Cowgirls won’t lose.