Local time where you're at. ("Where you're at"?)

The PFW wrap-up & benediction will come out this weekend.

(Yeah, I know – the Six Or Seven&#153 are clearly hanging on the edge of their seats.&#160 &#160 )

Memo to Widdle Mackie Brown and the rest of Texas Third Pro Team&#153: Ain’t so easy when it’s your&#160 quarterback getting knocked out of the game, is it, chumps???

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA…!!!1!!!ONE!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!&#160

It seems that the left has been lying to us again. For years we have been told that our manufacturing sector is in dire straights, and that the government need so do something to fix the problem. Walter Williams, however, has other information.

Today’s manufacturing worker is so productive that the value of his average output is $234,220. Output per worker is three times as high as it was in 1980 and twice as high as it was in 1990.

Perhap things aren’t as bad as the socialists would have us believe?

If you ask me – and I know you didn’t, like I give a flying… – the motherfucking bastards who came up with this idea should be shot on sight.

— A New York City-funded guidebook for heroin users offers information on how to prepare drugs carefully and care for veins to avoid infection.

The state’s top official with the Drug Enforcement Administration calls the “Take Charge Take Care” guide a “step-by-step instruction on how to inject a poison.” DEA special agent-in-charge John Gilbride says the handout is disturbing.

Which – and do&#160 pardon me for pointing this out – was still illegal, last time I checked…?

“Oh, well, don’t break the law, yer not s’posed to, but if you do, here’s how you do it…”

Oh, well, don’t blast a .45-caliber hole through someone else’s head, mkay?&#160 But if you really wanna, this is how ya go about it…

Great.&#160 Honkin.&#160 Cthulu.&#160

If Bambi wants to house the Gitmo prisoners anywhere, AFAIC, he can fucking house them in Idaho.

Unchained.

Unmonitored.

Loose.

Free to roam.

Especially around Boise.&#160 Or perhaps in the neighborhoods of that half-assed excuse-for-a-zebra-crew.

Then – if anything were to happen around there – I’d be inclined to forgive it.

Fuck ’em all.

The most satisfying thing about the last weekend in the NFL regular season was not the C’boys win over the Beagles – though that certainly is very satisfying.&#160 Nor was it the fact that they shut Pussydelphia’s skanky asses out – though that does rank right up there.&#160 Nor was it the ‘Boys winning the NFC East – though that’s certainly worthy.

And it wasn’t the fact that the New York Football Douchebags – Widdle Bwandi Jackoff, E-Puss (Wo)Manning, Justa Fuck and the rest of those pansies won’t be making the playoffs, and in fact got knocked out last week by virtue of Dallas beating Washington.&#160 Nor is it that they got their&#160 asses waxed by Brett Favre & the Minne-haha ViQueens yesterday, 44-7.

And it’s not even the fact that the Pittsburgh Tinners and their Aluminum Curtain defense won’t be in the playoffs, one year after being handed the Super Bowl (no, you still can’t convince me that Santonio Holmes had both feet in).

No, the most satisfying thing about this weekend is that the supposedly Greatest Team Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever, EVAH!!!!&#153, the Denver Glue-Factory Nags, won’t make the playoffs at 8-8 after getting home cooking against the aforementioned Cowboys, starting the season 6-0 and being anointed as the Saviors Of The NFL&#153, the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread&#153 and having Widdle Joshie McDipwad crowned as Coach Of Eternity, AYYYY-MAYYYYYY-UNNN-UHHHH!!!!!!1!!ONE!!1

That…was schweet.&#160

Today was my first Sunday at a new church, and it really was an amazing Sunday. No one fell asleep during the sermon, and I did not spill the wine during communion.

In truth, the folks at St Luke Lutheran Church are a wonderful bunch, and I look forward to serving my Lord there for many years to come.

What really&#160 pisses me off about this is that my boy is about to be indoctrinated into this bullshit, and I can’t do much about it – save for some very&#160 illegal shit…

Candidates for certification to teach in public schools in Texas are being told that they will be held accountable for any “heterosexist” leanings and must become agents working to change society, according to one candidate who was alarmed by the demands.

The applicant, who requested anonymity for fear of repercussions, told WND part of the teachings on multiculturalism required him to read several online postings about the issue inside the education industry.

One warns that “teachers and administrators must be held accountable for practices deemed to be racist, sexist, heterosexist, classist, or in any other way discriminatory.” And a second warned that educators must not define education as the basic skills.

Oh, they’ll be held accountable, all right – ‘specially after the fecal material begins to impact the oscillating bladed spindle.

“How do we create a better world? How do we do more than simply survive? As educators, we must help people to become committed to social change,” the article demanded.

Well, I know how you bastards can create a better world – but your survival doesn’t have much to do with it.

Go read the rest.&#160 It’s RCOB&#153 time for me…&#160

Uhhhh…anyone know how long I’ve been asleep?&#160