To say that I’ve been geeked for this moment since January 2, 2011, would be the Understatement Of The Year™.
Ask Mrs. Venomous, she’ll tell you.
MRS. VENOMOUS:  Yes, dear.
It’s time, Denizens, to crank up our special little tradition here – one you’ll only find at the Realm™ – the series we all know & love as the Perfect Football Weekend™.
ALL:  Yay.
Well, c’mon, let’s not all go ga-ga over it all at once.
MERLIN:  Sorry, m’liege.  It’s just so gawd-awful, freakin’ hot  out.
VENOMOUS:  You’re tellin’ me, Wizard?  What’d I say about playing “catch ‘n release” on OwlBore?
MERLIN (hanging head in shame):  Yes, sir, sorry, sir.
VENOMOUS:  Try listening  to me next time, m’kay?
Okay, where were we…?
Anyway, in the Perfect Football Weekend™, I attempt to chronicle the exploits of a number of football teams I follow, from “hah skrewl” (a little Rush lingo, there) all the way up through the pros.  This year may be a tad more difficult than most, as I’m going to try to keep my eye on the performances of a number of individuals, in addition to teams.  Those will be chronicled as time & space permit.
In the meantime, however (for those of you who are seeing this for the first time or are otherwise unfamiliar with this concept), here’s how we roll:
A Perfect Football Weekend™ (otherwise known as PFW) is one where all the teams that I follow win.  (Otherwise, it can’t be perfect, can it?)  I follow my  teams – frankly, Scarlett, I couldn’t give a damn about yours.  That’s what the comments section is for, right?
(Now, if you’d like to be a contributor  to This Fine Blog™, and write your own  posts…well, we can always talk about that.)
In some cases, where a team/program I follow is embarassingly weak (Kansas coach Turner Gill, call your office), I count moral victories, as well.  We’ll get to that the first time I have to invoke a SpatulaLine™, which we’ll probably get to not too terribly long from now.
In any case, we’ll keep a running tally of how my teams are doing collectively – for documentation and so I can brag, but mostly so I can brag.  (grin)
NEXT:  On which teams does His Rudeness have his evil (MUAH-HAHAHA…!!!) eye…?