Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 8:37
Back during the divorce from Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme, I was constantly advised by people not to write about her backwoods country-hick ass on these pages. Something about not giving her anything she could hand to her fat-assed excuse-for-an-attorney, if memory serves.
On the other hand, Steffi & I had nothing on this couple…
A couple who apparently aired their grievances with each other in public have been told to stop being “immature” and seek counselling.
Their failing relationship was made public when a banner hung over the A27 Brighton bypass signed “JBS” said: “Wendy, I want a divorce”.
A replacement banner then read: “No way. You are the cheat! Wendy.”
Now that’s what I call airing dirty laundry in public. You guys think that maybe that relationship might be on the rocks? (chuckle)
A spokesman for Sussex Police said permission had to be given for signs to be put up at the side of the road.
“This may seem amusing but our job is casualty reduction. We do not want people looking up into the sky and not on the road,” he said.
“Amusing” doesn’t do it justice, Officer. They don’t make soap operas this good.
The first 6ft-wide banner was draped from a bridge over the bypass in the Hollingbury area last week, with the angry riposte placed at exactly the same spot a few days later.
Apart from the initials and the name Wendy the identity of the couple has not been revealed.
However, a senior counsellor for the relationship advice group Relate said it was clear they were very angry with each other.
Christine Northam said: “These signs show that this couple are acting out the turmoil of the break-up of their marriage in front of an audience.
“They must be very angry to do this in such a public way. It is certainly very immature and we would urge them to seek counselling… they seem furious.”
Actually, I’d like to see how this turns out. Now there’s a reality series I might tune in for…