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And as if things weren’t bad enough, now Obambi’s failing economy is taking its toll on, of all places, the U.S. Post Office.

“We lost 2 billion dollars and like any other business we have to stay afloat.” And to keep from sinking, the United States Postal Service is considering cutting thousands of jobs nationwide. Lavelle Pepper with the post office in Shreveport says they too are feeling the affects of the same disease hitting the country… a struggling economy. “We employ about 685,000 people. If we do layoffs it would include clerks, carriers, mail handlers across all crafts.”

B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s already-failed economy continues to take it in the shorts.&#160 How many more thousands of American employees will lose their jobs to the faltering Obambi economy?

There is nothing I can say that’s any better, or more eloquent, than what Misha, or the beautiful & talented Michelle, or Val Prieto, or any number of Fine Bloggers Everywhere&#153 have to say about today, Veterans’ Day.

So I’ll say this:

Thank you.

Denizens, your reading assignment for this evening is this bang-on treatise by Mike over at Cold Fury.

You milquetoast Republican pusswads and RINOs could stand to have this cold hard truth shoved up your asses as well, so that goes for you, too.

Go.&#160 Shoo.

ThatIsAll&#153.

And the Al-Obambi slide continues apace.

Today former electronics giant Circuit City, fresh off an announcement that it was going to close 155 stores across the US and lay off hundreds of employees, filed for bankruptcy mere days before the Christmas shopping season…

because it was facing pressure from vendors who threatened to withhold products during the holiday season.

The Ayatollah Obambi wasn’t available for comment on this most recent effect of his failed economic policies, but it’s fairly clear that more people will suffer while the Manchurian Muslim MESSIAH!!!&#153&#160 continues to drag his feet.

Great Honkin’ Cthulu.&#160 The Cowboys are off and I still&#160 can’t get a fucking PFW.

Arlington Heights 21, Dunbar 50

at @11 Texas Christian 10, #10 Utah Fucking Mormons 13

at UBuffalo 37, Miami (Ohio) 17

#6 Oklahoma 66, at Texas A&M 28

at Nebraska 45, Kansas 35

From the kind folks at DFWVersity.com:

Nicholas Rockwell completed 17 of 23 passes for 327 yards, three touchdowns and one interception, and Dominique Sanders had a touchdown catch and a touchdown run as Fort Worth Dunbar won the District 7-4A championship game against Fort Worth Arlington Heights. Sanders had three catches for 48 yards, including a 28-yard touchdown. He ran for 101 yards on four carries, including a 71-yard touchdown. Darius White added six catches for 145 yards and a touchdown, and Rashod Favors ran for two touchdowns for Dunbar.

Now, I dunno whether Heights was simply looking ahead to the playoffs, or pulling a Dallas Cowboys’ late-season tank job on us.&#160 But this was not&#160 the way you wanted to go into the playoffs.&#160 Steve Hale & crew need to tighten things up.

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It’s beginning to be a formula for the UBuffalo Bulls:&#160 Have James Starks run wild over an opposing defense long enough for Drew Willy to launch a couple of bombs, and you win.

Starks rumbled for another 177 yards on 26 carries and Willy was 18-29-245 and 2 TDs in the win over the Redhawks.&#160 It would have been 3 touchdowns, but Nathan Roosevelt was ruled down at the one on the first bomb.

Starks ran for two touchdowns, including a 62-yard score in the fourth quarter to seal the win for Buffalo (5-4, 3-2 Mid-American Conference). It was his third TD run of 50 yards or more this season.

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In like fashion, it’s now a formula for the Oklahoma Sooners.&#160 The opening line says it all:

Another fast start, another easy win for Oklahoma.

A&M managed to score two touchdowns in the first half.&#160 Trouble was, they were sandwiched around five OU TDs and a field goal.

Bradford was 22-33-320, and both Chris Brown & DeMarco Murray each ran for over 100 yards in the romp.

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From this writeup over at ESPN.com:

Joe Ganz passed for 324 yards and three touchdowns, Roy Helu Jr. ran for 115 yards and two scores, and Nebraska bounced back from a humiliating defeat at Oklahoma to beat Kansas 45-35 on Saturday.

The Huskers (6-4, 3-3 Big 12), coming off a 62-28 loss to the Sooners, became bowl eligible with their 20th straight win over the Jayhawks in Lincoln. Kansas (6-4, 3-3), which throttled the Huskers 76-39 in Lawrence last year, hasn’t won on the road against Nebraska since 1968.

That’s the difference between Bill Callahan & Bo Pelini.

Murphy’s Law will now kick in and have the Huskers play TCU in a bowl somewhere.&#160 Just watch.

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And speaking of TCU – Is there any way we can bring Chris Manfredini back, somehow?

Way to go, Ross Evans.&#160 Or Andy Dalton, take your fuckin’ pick.&#160 Boys, how’s it feel to know you cost your team a chance at the Orange Bowl?

You especially, Evans.&#160 Because you can’t kick your fuckin’ way out of a paper bag, we’ll have to settle for another fucking named-for-a-city-minor-bowl instead of tasting BCS gold.

Dalton threw two picks, one at the end of each half.&#160 The first one allowed the Fucking Mormons&#153 to drive down and get a field goal at the end of the first half.&#160 The second one, with under a minute to go in the game, cost the Frogs any chance of even tying the fucking game.

In between, Evans – a freshman who probably should either be interning for the soccer team or going through a redshirt year until he FUCKING LEARNS HOW TO KICK – hit the upright from 26 yards in, then pushed another one wide from 35 yards out three minutes later.

Other than that – except for the last Fucking Mormon drive – TCU owned&#160 Utah.&#160 At least defensively, they did.&#160 The Fucking Mormons couldn’t do shit&#160 against the TCU defense.

As for you, Petterson – once a-fucking-gain&#160 you show how in-over-your-head your ass is.&#160 Knowing&#160 that you’ve already got a kicker with the upright in his head, and only needing one fucking yard on fourth down to convert, you send the already-skittish freshman&#160 out there.

You shove that thing down their throats at that point, you go in to score a touchdown and break their backs, and we’re tossing bags of Tostitos all over the place in twelve days.

But now, the 35,000-40,000 that would have been tossing Tostitos and oranges around the stadium all day long will be about 25,000 going “ho-hum” at another minor bowl bid.

Don’t get me wrong – this is a far cry from the Frogs of the 70s & 80s that went 1-10 and 0-11.&#160 I much prefer this to that.

But at some point, Patterson’s charges have to buck up and go take a game that they were favored to win to get to that next level.&#160 They didn’t this time again – and then they wonder why there’s apathy in Fort Worth over the program.

It would help if Patterson would hire Todd Dodge over from N. Texas to spruce up his offensive game.&#160 The Frog offense can run it up against the Stephen F. Austins of the world – but they choked massively against the Fucking Mormons.&#160 And we’ve seen this before, and we’re getting pretty tired of it.&#160 Hiring Dodge and getting rid of Mike Schultz would go a long way towards reassuring the Frog faithful.

But for now, it’s probably Las Vegas and the Pioneer Bowl.&#160 Yawn.

This week:&#160 3-2.&#160 Overall:&#160 46-14.

The PFW returns Thursday, when we refuse to let UBuffalo get another early jump on us.

(Hat tip to Denizen & fellow blogger Alan K. Henderson, with spew warnings.)

As we all know, the Teleprompter&#153 is and has been an integral part of the phenomonon that is the Ayatollah Obambi.

But as an IT-techie-ghod person (), I am well versed in the…uh…erraticness…of such equipment.

What if, maybe…just maybe…one day, the machines gained minds of their own?

One can only dream.&#160

A commenter named “Wind Rider” has said more in this one blurb (scroll down) than anything I could have said in all the “Campaign Crapola” posts:

Ironic that we ‘saved the world’ from communism, only to ourselves succumb.

“Indeed”, as the Puppy Blender would say.

Denizens, I don’t feel like writing today, so here’s something out of the Grab-Bag&#153, courtesy of the Mothergoose from Denton:

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately — illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida…

Not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes?

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt NotCommit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians … it creates a hostile work environment.

Hmmmm.&#160 Says here that the Dow Jones has lost nearly 950 points since, oh…roughly Tuesday or thereabouts.

About the time that some 62 million short-bus retards decided to put a socialist into the White House.

Coincidence?&#160 I don’t think so.

Welcome to Al-Obambi’s Recession&#153.

That’s right Ayatollah – this one’s all on your pimply ass.&#160 Just like you liberal bastards have blamed Bush for every single damned thing that’s happened over the last eight years, we’re blaming your guy for everything that’s happened from 11/04/08 going forward.&#160 And even some that haven’t.

Welcome to Hell, Jugears McHopenchange.&#160 How do&#160 you like it?&#160

Denizens, I’m still pretty much too pissed to write, so this is going to be an extremely short version of the Perfect Football Weekend.

Buffalo jumped the gun on us again, beating Miami of Ohio on Tuesday night, 37-17.

11th-ranked Texas Christian is on the road against 10th-ranked Utah for a chance at a BCS bowl.

Arlington Heights plays Dunbar Friday for the Texas District 7-4A championship.

Sixth-ranked Oklahoma visits Texas A&M.

Nebraska will host Kansas.

Dallas is off this week.

If I feel like it, there’ll be a recap Monday.

In the meantime, I dunno where Bucky’s playing this week, but I’m sure HDD does.

As of right now, I’m as ashamed to be an American as I’ve ever been.&#160 And I’m ashamed to be a resident of Dallas County.

Happily, I can correct the latter.&#160 Fixing the former will take some doing.

Barack HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi, the Manchurian Muslim, the Dickless Wonder, the “Messiah”, Jugears McHopenchange, managed to steal the election last night with the help of: a) the Lame Stream Mediots&#153, who have cast aside all pretense of being in the tank for this feckless jackass, b) ACORN, who couldn’t illegally register enough illegal voters fast enough, and c) illegal aliens, who benefited not only from ACORN’s tactics, but from election officials who couldn’t – or wouldn’t – take the time & effort needed to make sure that legal citizens’ votes&#160 retained their full value.

And in Dallas County, a bunch of stupid-assed elitist bastards managed to shove an incompetent lesbian down our throats again for the office of sheriff.&#160 Thanks to an assload of illegal alien voting, I’ll soon be looking for residence in an adjoining county.&#160 One which doesn’t have its head up its socialist ass.

And to add insult to injury, the fucking damnfool extra-chromosome jackasses in western Pennsylvania put Benedict Murtha back in office.

Shit-for-brains fuckheads, all of you.

About the only good things to come out of yesterday’s elections were that the faggots got their dicks cut off and handed to them, and that enough Minnesotans woke up and figured out that no, he’s not good enough or smart enough, and he’s not really that well liked.

But now I have about 62 million enemies.&#160 And I’m serious about what’s up on the banner – if you voted for that son-of-a-bitch Obambi, you’re now my enemy.&#160 Anything I can legally do to make your life a living hell, I’ll do it.&#160 And I’m going to give your illegal occupier of the White House exactly&#160 the amount of respect you gave George W. Bush – that is to say, less than fuckin’ zero.

From this point forward, Jugears McHopenchange will be known by his formal title, the Ayatollah Obambi.&#160 His bitch-of-a-wife will be known as the First Stupid Cunt&#153 Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 (Apologies to cunts.)&#160 His fuckfaced little excuse-for-an-administration will be known as Al-Obambi.

And every bad thing that happens to the Unites States from this point forward, whether it’s the economy, teen pregnancy, downturns in the war or a fucking hangnail on the right little toe of Joe The Plumber&#153, will be fully blamed on B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

This is what you asked for, you retarded liberal fucks.

Get used to it.&#160 I’m through being nice.

As I sit here, bottled water in hand, trying desperately to replenish the fluids I’ve lost puking my guts out the last five hours…

…that’s right, Denizens, your obdt. svt. (a little Blackie Sherrod lingo, there) and part-time Sith Lord appears to have run right smack dab into the flu…

…I am reminded of the one line I always tell you guys at this time of year:

“Remember – vote for whomever you want…just don’t vote for a Demoscum.”

And never has it been any truer than today, for a myriad of reasons.

* If the Demoscum win today, free speech will lose.&#160 Badly.&#160 They will reinstitute the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” and try to ram home a provision to make it apply to blogs like This Fine One&#153 here.

* If the Demoscum win today, the right to keep & bear arms for our self-defense will be Bambi facing Godzilla.&#160 And it will get trampled just as easily.

* If the Demoscum win today, confiscatory taxation will once again be the order of the day, as Big Business&#153 will once more become the target of poupulist bleating by a party that wants to own all business and graciously&#160 allow us to keep a miniscule fraction of the fruits that we are granted by working for Our Gracious Overlords&#153.

* If the Demoscum win today, politically-correct thought will become mandatory, and group identities like Professionally Offended Minorities&#153, the Heterophobe Community&#153, et. al, will be elevated in class over us Common Folk&#153 in Flyover Country&#153.&#160 And the right to protest their little pet agendas, such as abortion, heterophobia, etc, will be quickly kicked to the curb, and those of us who dare practice them will be herded into the re-education camps.

* If the Demoscum win today, the official state religion will become Gaia&#153, as we are forced at bended knee to pay homage to Mother Earth&#153.

I could go on, but I think you get the point.

Now, it’s not as if we’re going to just stand there, bend over, grab the ankles and just take&#160 it.&#160 Oh, no.&#160 Anyone who thinks that&#160 about us is even more deluded than I thought.&#160 I’d just kinda hate to see it come to that, is all.

So I, the King & Tyrant&#153 about this place, merely wish you a safe, pleasant – and victorious – Election Day.

Now, go vote, dammit!

ThatIsAll&#153.

Well, whaddya know?&#160 Sarah Palin isn’t guilty of ethics violations after all.

Gov. Sarah Palin violated no ethics laws when she fired her public safety commissioner, the state personnel board concluded in a report released Monday. “There is no probable cause to believe that the governor, or any other state official, violated the Alaska Executive Ethics Act in connection with these matters,” the report says.

“Gov. Palin is pleased that the independent investigator for the Personnel Board has concluded that she acted properly in the reassignment of Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan,” her attorney, Thomas Van Flein, said in a statement.

Gee, I wonder if the Lame Stream Mediots&#153 will scream this from the rooftops like they did when Alaska’s excuse-for-a-Legislature found her guilty in their little walrus kangaroo court…?

CRICKET CHORUS:&#160 (chirrrrrrrrrrp!!1!ONE!1!!)

Yeah, that’s kinda what I thought, too.

There are heads that need to roll at Valley Ranch.&#160 And some of them wear helmets.

Arlington Heights 28, Eastern Hills 13

#13 Texas Christian 44, at UNLV 14

UBuffalo 32, at Ohio 19

at #4 Oklahoma 62, Nebraska 28

Dallas 14, at NY Football Douchebag Pussies 35

From the writeup at DFWVarsity.com over at the FW Startle-gram:

Fort Worth Arlington Heights claimed the District 7-4A East title with a 28-13 victory against Fort Worth Eastern Hills on Friday night at Scarborough-Handley Field. They’ll now face Dunbar (8-1, 4-0) for the District 7-4A title next week…Against Eastern Hills, Arlington Heights enjoyed an efficient offensive evening behind the arm of quarterback Mark Grace and a solid running game that gained 196 yards.Grace threw for all four touchdowns on 167 passing yards.

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James Starks ran wild over the Ohio defense, gaining 185 yards on 30 carries.&#160 52 of those came on one run in the fourth quarter to salt the game away.&#160 Drew Willy was 14-23-116 with one touchdown.&#160 Brandon Thermilus added 73 yards on the ground for the Bulls.

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As if the 35 points first-quarter points weren’t enough…

You just knew it wasn’t going to be a good day for the Nebraska Cornhuskers when, after a rare stop of OU’s offense, the Sooner punter had the snap slip through his hands.&#160 And then not only does he barely have enough time to pick the ball back up and get the punt off beyond the outstreched Huskers’ fingers – the punt itself goes for 50 yards.

Joey Ganz’ first three passes resulted in turnovers – the first one…well, let’s let ESPN tell the story:

From the moment Nebraska lined up, Oklahoma cornerback Dominique Franks knew exactly what was coming.

By the time he and his Sooners teammates were done with their dominating start, the Cornhuskers didn’t know what hit them.

[…]

Franks intercepted Joe Ganz’s first pass attempt and returned it 18 yards for a touchdown, and the Huskers (5-4, 2-3 Big 12) also had turnovers on each of their next two passes as the Sooners (8-1, 4-1) raced to a 28-0 lead in the first 5½ minutes.

Roy Helu Jr. had 157 yards and a touchdown for the Huskers, but by then it was over.

Bradford was 19-27-311 with five touchdowns.&#160 DeMarco Murray was 14 carries for 57 yards and two scores.

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The tempation was great to look past the Rebels and focus on the Utes.

Andy Dalton was up to the task, however.&#160 He went 16-29-151 and had three touchdowns.&#160 The Frog ground game steamrolled the Rebs for 259 yards, led by Aaron Brown’s 60.

The Frog defense once again gave up a long run that might as well have gone for a score, but otherwise managed to bottle up UNLV’s offense most of the rest of the night.

Ross Evans didn’t have his greatest game – he missed another&#160 extra point – but the strong winds might have had something to do with that, so he gets a pass.

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This.&#160 Team.&#160 Flat.&#160 Out.&#160 QUIT.&#160 Today.

The line quit blocking.&#160 The quarterbacking was atrocious.&#160 The running game had two good runs all day, and they were on back-to-back sweeps, and that was it.&#160 The defense tried early, but even they gave up late.

Case in point:&#160 On the Douchebags’ last touchdown, Mike Jenkins, simply pulled up and let Derrick “Off The Waiver Wire” Ward just run by him on the way to a 17-yard romp.&#160 This team flat-out quit.

And that’s a reflection of it’s head coach, who has lost any fire he ever had in his belly – and my guess is that he didn’t have all that much to begin with.

Brad “Bad” Johnson started, and was predictably teed off on.&#160 After his second interception (and remember, this was supposed to be the cagey old quarterback who was precise with his passes), Brooks Bollinger took over – and while he was just as horrible, he did at least guide the C’boys to a touchdown.

But this outfit still plays “excuse-me” football.&#160 Very few times did Douchebag pussy RB Bwandi Jackoff get his ass popped – Zach Thomas and Bradie James each got in a lick, but the skirt-wearing bitch pretty much did what he wanted to all day.&#160 The secondary played a little more press coverage, but Widdle Ewi the Misconception pretty much got to play pitch & catch with his receivers all day long.

This team needs an overhaul.&#160 If Jerry Jones is serious about doing anything this year, certain coaches – and certain players – need to go.

Now.&#160 Before the Cowboys find themselves on the playoff outside, looking in.

This week:&#160 4-2.&#160 Overall:&#160 43-12.

The PFW returns Thursday, when we play for all the marbles, and we guarantee that the Cowgirls won’t lose.

Memo to Alicia Alan Colmes:

PWN3D!!!!1!ONE!1!ELEVENTY!!1~&#160