(Idle thought:  Whaddya wanna bet this doesn’t get 10% of the coverage Larry Craig got?)
Item:  John-boy “Silky Pony” Edwards was honored as “Father Of The Year” in 2007 from some goofy outfit called the “Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council”.
Item:  Today, our 2007 “Father Of The Year” admitted to an extramarital affair.
It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.
Why not just admit that you’re fucking inadequate as a man and be done with it?
In the course of several campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.
That is to say, more spay-shul, more egocentric and more narcissistic than you already were, right?
If you want to beat me up – feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself.
Oh, ho ho ho hooooo, you wanna bet?  Do you honestly wanna put some money on that, Smedley?  Is that a challenge  I hear in your Silky Pony voice? 
I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.
You can start by putting your clothes back on, John-boy.
Particularly yer pants.