Item:  B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi is now whining that the McCain campaign is trying to paint him as a Muslim:
“Barack Obama’s suggestion that the McCain campaign is somehow trying to paint him with ‘Muslim connections’ is false, and a cynical attempt to play the victim,” Rick Davis, Sen. John McCain’s campaign manager, said today. “We’ve seen Barack Obama use these tactics before — and they’re just as offensive and wrong as they were the last time.”
Davis was referring to comments Obama made Friday in Duryea, Pa., in which the Democrat said that Republicans, “when they say, ‘This isn’t about issues, it’s about personalities,’ what they’re really saying is, ‘We’re going to try to scare people about Barack. So we’re going to say that you know, maybe he’s got Muslim connections or we’re going to say that, you know, he hangs out with radicals or he’s not patriotic.'”
Actually, Flopears McHopenchange, if that even were  the case, all it would mean is that McCain was…ah…agreeing with you.
Slip of the tongue or momentary confusion? In a television interview today discussing his religion, Sen. Barack Obama stated, “My Muslim faith.”
Obama, speaking to ABC’s George Stephanopoulos on “This Week,” was talking about what he described as “smears” that were claiming he was a Muslim when he maintains he is a practicing Christian.
“Let’s not play games,” Obama stated. “What I was suggesting – you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith. And you’re absolutely right that that has not come.”
Live by the slick tongue…die by the slick tongue. 
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So Misha’s clue-batting the Manchurian Muslim™ yet again over the fact that he’s nothing but a pussified douchebag (who just happened to dining this particular evening with another pussified douchebag, but that’s another topic for another post) who uttered this little gem:
“I don’t believe in coming in second.”
This brought forth the Comment Of The Year™ from LC Hilljohnny, who said:
no wonder Michelle always looks so cranky.