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The first official Perfect Football Weekend™ of the year ki…uh, wait a minute.

VENOMOUS:  You guys ready?

MERLIN:  Ready, Admiral?

VENOMOUS:  Yes.  Ready.  C’mon, where is everybody?

KORRIOTH:  Whatever do you mean, m’liege?

T-BONE MCMANX:  Ready for what, Your Rudeness™?

VENOMOUS:  Gentlemen.  I would think you would know the drill by now.  Especially  since I’ve nearly electrocuted the lot of you a couple times over it.

OZY MCCOOL:  Over what, O Tyrannical One?

RAYEGUN:  Is there something for which we should have prepared ourselves, ol’ buddy?

THE SPATULAGODDESS:  Really, hon, you’re becoming pretty paranoid these days.

THE VICAR:  So why all the angst, my friend?

VENOMOUS:  Fine.  Whatever.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

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