[SCENE:  On the bridge of ISS Titanic, currently in drydock and running on minimal power.  An occasional indicator light flashes here & there and life support is just above minimum levels, but otherwise the place is dark.
The reverie is shattered by the appearance of a large, orange ball of light, which quickly coalesces into six figures – Lord Darth Venomous, his XO Korrioth, engineer emeritus Merlin and current chief engineer Ozy McCool, communicatinos wunderkind  T-Bone McManx and tactical officer K’hadibak’h.]
VENOMOUS (apparently to no one in particular):  Computer!  Lights!
[No response.]
OZY MCCOOL:  One second, Admiral.  I believe we left the main computer in standby.
[McCool pulls out a tricorder-looking device and keys in a sequence.  Immediately the lights come up & sounds fill the bridge as the control systems come back online.
McCool casts a glance at Venomous.]
VENOMOUS:  Good work, Ozy.  Thank you.
[McCool merely nods.]
VENOMOUS:  You’re sure you & Merlin have things figured out this time?
MERLIN:  Yes, Admiral.  We’ll be ready to take Titanic  out no later than four days from now.
MERLIN:  I’ll hold you to that, Wizard.  Grab whomever you need from spacedock and let’s get this beast flying.  (to all) Repair stations, please.
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