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Okay, Denizens, so this may be minutiae to you guyz, but what the hell – it’s my blog, right? (grin)

Some background:&#160 From about the second month of the blog’s existence forward, I’ve been using the Semware Editor v4.2 as my offline post composer (it’s available at www.semware.com if anyone’s interested).&#160 It’s customizable to a fault, and I’d tweaked it to the point where I could format what I wrote to stand on its head if I wanted.

Problem is, the registered version of this particular app costs a whopping $100 – and, as most of you know, I’m not independently wealthy. (grin)&#160 And the “test-drive” version is crippleware – after 60 days, poof – so, I’d have to uninstall/reinstall (all together now) ALL…OVER…AGAIN.&#160 I thought I’d fixed that little problem a couple months ago with Windoze’s backup utility, but it blew up in my face this weekend.

Now, uninstallation/reinstallation isn’t all that much of a problem – except I always have to manually re-do the color scheme each time I reinstall.&#160 Gets old after awhile.

Hence, this post is being composed with UltraEdit 32 – a nifty, even-more-customizable jobber from the nice folks at IDM.&#160 Looks like it’s more powerful – and&#160 it’s cheaper, to boot.

I could get used to this…


Still having problems with my text editor, so this comes courtesy of my brother..

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and Cuba.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

“What the heck are you doing?” demanded the Nebraskan.

“We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!”

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

“What are you doing that for?” asked the gal from Florida.

“We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!”

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the Cuban out.

Mhehhehheh… 😀


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