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If you’ve read this blog for any length of time at all, you know that I am a professing Christian.  (Whether I practice  Christianity very well or not is a topic for another post.)  I believe in a Father God who created the earth in six literal days, then rested on the seventh.

Yeah.  That  one.

And I also believe in His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who came to earth as a baby, fully God and fully man at the same time, lived a 33-year life completely devoid of sin, then was crucified on a cross and arose from the grave three days later, thus atoning for the sins of whomever of mankind will believe and accept the free gift.

Okay?  Okay.

So you know that I believe in God’s Word to His creation, a.k.a. the Holy Bible, and in its inerrancy.  I cannot fathom that a God who created all that we see around us, and beyond, could screw up something as simple as a communication to the people He created and loves.  I cannot imagine, given that our eternal souls are at stake, that He would not custom-craft His message to us right down to the very last jot and tittle.

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We’ll start your weekend off with yet another gem from the good Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler – a list of politically correct ways to refer to your average libtard as stupid:

*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
*Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
*Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Gee, why didn’t I come up with some of those…?

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