Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 12:47
If you’ve read this blog for any length of time at all, you know that I am a professing Christian. (Whether I practice Christianity very well or not is a topic for another post.) I believe in a Father God who created the earth in six literal days, then rested on the seventh.
Yeah. That one.
And I also believe in His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who came to earth as a baby, fully God and fully man at the same time, lived a 33-year life completely devoid of sin, then was crucified on a cross and arose from the grave three days later, thus atoning for the sins of whomever of mankind will believe and accept the free gift.
So you know that I believe in God’s Word to His creation, a.k.a. the Holy Bible, and in its inerrancy. I cannot fathom that a God who created all that we see around us, and beyond, could screw up something as simple as a communication to the people He created and loves. I cannot imagine, given that our eternal souls are at stake, that He would not custom-craft His message to us right down to the very last jot and tittle.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 8:20
We’ll start your weekend off with yet another gem from the good Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler – a list of politically correct ways to refer to your average libtard as stupid:
*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
*Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
*Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
Gee, why didn’t I come up with some of those…?