(This’ll stay up top the rest of the day.  Check below for new posts.  -LSI)
Denizens, I found out last evening that one of my better friends in this thing we call the Blogosphere™ – Delftsman, the Emigré with a Digital Cluebat – was admitted to the emergency room last night with what they think is a case of congestive heart failure.
I’ve got him, his sweet wife Mama Montezz and their wonderful prodigy Anna in my prayers at the moment – and the order from On High™ here is that you do the same, please.
Thanks.  Thatisall™.
Realm™ Intelligence reports back to us that the Royal Doublewide Bitch Supreme™ appears to have lost yet another  teaching gig – this time, the one at the computer lab at the Miller Grove school district – and is now reduced to substitute teaching at various school districts in East Texas.  (The reports, admittedly, do not indicate whether she merely quit the district or they decided to “not renew her contract”.  Then again, I know this excuse-for-a-woman and y’all don’t, so…)
When we were married, I would sing praises about her teaching ability to anyone who’d listen.  That was about four school districts ago.
Hate to say this…but it looks like I might have been a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  bit mistaken about that.
Intelligence also reports that she’s still whining about the things I’m saying about her and her friends over at the Yahoo! group momsslurpcome momscomefirst.  Bitching about me calling her names.
While in the same breath calling me a…
LSIK&T:  What was it again, Chip?
REALM™ SUPER SLEUTH CALVIN “CHIP” MONK (offstage):  Uh, that was “ex-jerk”, m’Lord.
LSIK&T:  Thank you, Chip.
…an “ex-jerk”.  (Probably meant “jerk ex-husband” – but then, grammar, usage & spelling aren’t exactly her strong suits.)
So once again the infamous Stewart Double Standard™ rears its ugly head – this time a variation of “free speech for me, but not for thee”.
Nice work, Steffi.  Can you make yourself look any more  iditoic?