Denizens, your Daily Dose of Humor™ comes courtesy of Loyal Citizen Juandos.  Enjoy.
From 1970-2000
1970: Long Hair.
2000: Longing for hair.1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children.1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.1970: Our president’s struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president’s struggle with fidelity.1970: Paar.
2000: AARP.1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2000: Hoping for a BM.1970: The Grateful Dead.
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.1970: Being called into the principal’s office.
2000: Calling the principal’s office.1970: Defy the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.1970: Parents begging you to cut your hair.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.1970: Passing the driver’s test.
2000: Passing the vision test.1970: “Whatever”
2000: “Depends”
Should I be disturbed that I’m closer to the latter than the former???