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Guys, remember the old saw about the difference between a slut and a whore?&#160 A slut was a woman who slept with everybody, whereas a whore was a woman who slept with everybody but you.

Neither of those definitions applies to the newest member of the “I Wanna Be Like Madonna And Selena” club, Eva Longoria – but to hear her open her skanky piehole, y’just wanna make her wear that lingerie anyway, y’know?

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It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer  set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated.  (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)

(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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