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(Hat tip LC Jaybear.)

Denizens, until I can get home and start cranking stuff out, your assignment is to go read this.

Mourn for what the Democrats have become while doing so, then realize this has pretty much happened within our lifetimes.

Then ask yourself, “How much worse is it going to get?”

Followed by, “How long is it going to be before we have to rise up and wipe them from the face of the earth?”

Civil war is coming.&#160 I wish it weren’t, but only the Rapture can stop it now.

This week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 begins with yet another trip to the police blotter.

This time, however, it doesn’t&#160 involve a Cincinnati Bengal.

(Insert looks of abject surprise here)

Six months ago, Denver wide receiver Brandon Marshall engaged in a little…ah…domestic jack-assery with an ex-girlfriend down Jawja way

Prosecutors in Georgia have filed two counts of simple battery against Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall stemming from a 6-month-old domestic violence complaint.

The charges were filed Sept. 10 in Fulton County State Court. Police allege Marshall threw his ex-girlfriend on a bed, slapped her and damaged an Atlanta apartment on March 4.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Where I come from, we call that “foreplay”.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Is that before or after the two-fingered “kiss”?

KORRIOTH:&#160 Grrrrrrr.

VENOMOUS:&#160

Marshall was arrested March 6 on a domestic violence warrant requested by the former girlfriend. He was released the next day after posting $1,000 bond.

It was his third arrest in about a year.

MERLIN:&#160 Are you sure&#160 he never played for Cincy?

Okay, on with the (mheh) PFW.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, with coach Steve Hale, take on the Dunbar Wildcats tonight at 7:30.&#160 Curiously enough, Heights hasn’t played Dunbar since a 23-17 victory over them in 2005.&#160 The Jackets seem to be better-than-average this year, though, so I look for them to make it four in a row.

UPDATE:&#160 Erm, not so fast.&#160 Looks like I got some bad information.&#160 Heights is actually playing the Celina Bobcats tonight.&#160 As in, Celina-who’s-only-lost-thrice-in-the-last-500-games Celina.&#160 At their&#160 place.

So much for the win streak.

Saturday, it looks like my undefeated streak is going to come to an abrupt end.&#160 Turner Gill apparently was homesick for some Big Eight/Big 12 cooking, so he had UBuffalo’s AD schedule a game against fifth-ranked Missouri.

In Columbia.

Where you don’t even come close&#160 to beating Mizzou.

Vegas has the line at UBuffalo plus 34.&#160 Applying the SpatulaLine&#153 makes it 44 – meaning, of course, anything within 45 and it counts.

Sorry, Turner.&#160 You’ve improved the Bulls, to be sure, but just as you never had a chance against Lewisville back at Heights, the Bulls don’t have a chance here.

Saturday evening, it’s the Iron Skillet Bowl, as Texas Christian’s Horned Frogs travel to the land of the Shitland Pony to take on SMUT in what, for Gary Patterson, marks the return of the concept of “attaboy/awshit”.

As you know, you can rack up 1,000 “attaboys” in your daily trials & tribulations – but one “awshit”, and all the “attaboys” disappear, and you have to start (all together now) All…Over…Again&#153.

TCU should&#160 win this game.&#160 And win it handily, I might add.&#160 But the Frogs have this disturbing tendency to play down to the level of their competition (see Cardinal, Stanford), plus their secondary is still a bit suspect, plus SMUT will be out for blood, plus&#160 running back DeMyron Martin usually pushes the Frogs backwards.&#160 Could be a long night.

Sunday evening, Madden & Michaels will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin to watch the new-look Packers take on the Dallas C’boys.&#160 Green Bay has gotten off to a 2-0 start, and Aaron Rodgers has looked every bit as good as he did against Dallas back in November 2007.&#160 Dallas, meanwhile, has never beaten the Pack in GB, so this game scars the hell outta me.&#160 This has all the makings of a Packer win, but we’ll see.

Nebraska and Oklahoma are off this week.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, since Bucky also seems to be off this week…anyone seen LC John Wardle?

(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle Malkin.)

There was yet another propaganda meeting meeting of the leftist conspiracy leftard circle-jerk Obama rally yesterday.&#160 Yawn.&#160 Ho hum.&#160 No big surprise there.

But what got me were these paragraphs.

In Elko, Obama tried to anticipate his critics and called on the crowd of about 1,500 to sharpen their elbows, too.

“I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,” he said.

Awright, B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 OButtwipe – let’s get one thing stright right now, you fucking douchebag pussy:

I have been begging&#160 for you and your fellow leftist cowards for years&#160 now to come do just that.&#160 Fuckin’ years.&#160 And none of your fellow pantywaisted butt-buddies have ever had the stones to ever&#160 take me up on it – not even those who live in the next county.&#160 (Right, Firefox Firefuck???)

So here you go, Obambi, you chickenshit:&#160 Do it.&#160 Come get in my face with your pansy-assed goons.&#160 See&#160 what it gets you.

I fucking dare you, dickweed.

Speaking of Her Doublewideness&#153, today happens to be her birthday.

Two words come to mind:&#160 Old maid.

Eh.&#160 Whatever.&#160

I’m gonna take time out from my constant belittling of B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi to comment on something that’s been bugging me for a while.

As most of you know, Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager, aka “Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme”, used to be an elementary school teacher.&#160 (And a shitty one at that, but that’s another post.)

I think that even she would be hard pressed to fail as a teacher under this grading system that the Dallas Independent (on drugs) School District has adopted.

Dallas public school students who flunk tests, blow off homework and miss assignment deadlines can make up the work without penalty, under new rules that have angered many teachers.

The new rules will be distributed when teachers return to their campuses next week. But many who have already seen the regulations say they are too lenient on slackers, and will come at the expense of kids who work hard.

For example, the new rules require teachers to accept late work and prevent them from penalizing students for missed deadlines. Homework grades that would drag down a student’s overall average will be thrown out.

So what’s the point of, you know, actually studying&#160 and being diligent and all, if you know you’re gonna pass no effin’ matter what???

One must, of a necessity, wonder whether or not any thought on the part of the DISD school board was put into the ramifications of implementing this policy.&#160 In fact, one must wonder whether the DISD school board has any fuckin’ brains at all.

I mean, this policy is basically telling students that all they have to do is show up.&#160 And who can tell – maybe they don’t have to even do that, y’know?

School officials said the new guidelines are needed to ensure that all district teachers operate under the same rules and to create a “fair system” for grading students.

“The purpose behind it is to ensure fair and credible evaluation of learning – from grade to grade and school to school,” said Denise Collier, the district’s chief academic officer.

Translation:&#160 We’re afraid of getting our asses sued again by LU(L)LAC, the NAA(L)CP, or any other “identity politics” group with a burr up its collective asshole.

The new guidelines were developed by district staff and did not require school board approval.

Bullshit flag, 15 yards, loss of down.

There ain’t No Way In Hell&#153 that the school board didn’t sign off on this.&#160 Heads would be rolling right now if the DISD school board had so much as the slightest objection to this half-assed policy.&#160 And no one’s yet lost his/her job over this, nor will anyone.

At least, not until the next school board election cycle.

So take heart, Steffi.&#160 You could probably get your old DISD job back, double your salary and move back out of Mummy and Fat Ass’ Daddy’s place again.&#160

(Hat tip to the SpatulaGoddess.)

Denizens, I think we’ve found our answer to the Wrong Rev’rnnnnnn’d Jackass-i-miah Wright.

And day-um, is this guy good.

(As always, Dial-up Denizens may have to wait a bit.)

Enjoy.&#160

Sarah Palin and her entire family got their email accounts hacked into today.&#160 Malkin has the story here, and an update here.

I have just one thing to say about this:&#160 If the authorities – Secret Service, FBI, CIA, et. al. – find him first, he will be processed through the United States criminal justice system.

And then given a slap on the wrist.&#160 And the crack whore bastards on the left will go “w00+, w00+!!!one!!1”.

If one of us catches him first…justice will be done.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

So, while Lehman Brothers was busy going belly up, and Merrill Lynch was busy avoiding a similar fate by throwing itself on the mercy of Bank of Illegal Aliens America, and insurance giant AIG was busy suckling at the teat of Uncle Sugar…where in the world was B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi?

Why, schmoozing & hobnobbing with the Hollyweird fat-cats and lining his pockets in the process, of course.

Oscar-winning singer and actress Barbra Streisand will perform at a glittering and lucrative Hollywood fundraiser for Democrat Barack Obama Tuesday, aides said.

The White House hopeful will host a dinner costing 28,500 dollars per person in a Beverly Hills mansion, and Streisand will then sing at a reception at the swanky Beverly Wilshire hotel, campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki said Monday.

Streisand supported Obama’s party rival Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries but is now backing the Illinois senator in his hard-fought campaign against Republican John McCain for the November 4 election.

Obama aides declined to say how many people were expected Tuesday, nor which other stars might attend.

And this little soir&#233e was expected to raise a cool $9 XL.&#160 (That’s nine million dollars to you folks in Rio Linda.)

Which raises the question:&#160 If Obambi and the rest of the Leftards are so damned concerned with the Little People&#153 and the Middle Class&#153 and the economy and all, why aren’t they donating some of that scratch to those of us who are a little bit more needy than they are?

How many groceries could middle-class families buy with $9 million?

How many bills could be paid?

How many mortgages could be maintained?

How many foreclosures could be averted?

How many seniors’ prescriptions could be furnished?

How much heating oil could be purchased?&#160 How many people could be saved from freezing to death this winter?

I could go on – but I think you get the point.

Hypocrisy much, you fucking little leftard crapweasels?

Denizens, usually I start the PFW recap with a line referencing one of the games from my weekend.

This time, though, I have just one thing to say:&#160 WITY&#153

at Arlington Heights 51, Paschal 19

at Texas Christian 31, Stanford 14

at UBuffalo 30, Temple 28

#3 Oklahoma 55, at Washington 14

at Nebraska 38, New Mexico State 7

at Dallas 41, Philthydelphia 37

Cardiac-icity was the order of the day as Drew Willy went all Hail Mary on Temple, throwing a 35-yard TD pass with five seconds left on the last play of the game.&#160 It was part of a 348-yard passing day on 29-42 for Willy, who also threw for two other TDs.

Temple held the Bulls to just 101 yards rushing.&#160 Featured tailback James Sparks got only 40 yards on 7 carries.

…

Heights jumped out to a 16-0 lead, and it looked like the rout was on.

Then they pulled a TCU, got careless, and got deeply gashed.

Twice.

The Panthers’ Emmanuel Smith hit on a couple of long touchdown runs late in the second quarter to pull Paschal within 16-13.&#160 Then, to add insult to injury, the Kittycats recovered an onside kick to start the second half.&#160 However, Heights’ defense held, forced a Paschal punt, then the Jackets went on a long drive which ended with a Michael Jacobs touchdown to put it at 23-13.

After that, according to the writeup,

Another Paschal punt was followed by another Heights touchdown (Davenport’s 34-yard run for a 30-13 lead), and the pattern repeated itself (Marquis Jackson’s 36-yard catch for a 37-13 lead).

When the next Paschal drive ended on downs, Heights went on another 81-yard scoring drive (Davenport’s 15-yard run). Handy’s interception came two plays later, and it was 51-13.

Rinse, lather, repeat, rinse, lather, repeat.

The fun thing about this is that Paschal has been readmitted to class 5A (the big schools), while Heights still has to languish in li’l ol’ 4A.&#160 That, and the fact it was Paschal.&#160

One little bit of errata:&#160 Heights’ coach is named Steve Hale – not Pate.&#160 My bad.

…

In their rout of the Aggies, Nebraska quarterback Joe Ganz did something for the Cornhuskers that hadn’t been done since Eric Crouch in 1999.

Ganz scored three different ways – by throwing, by running and by catching.&#160 He passed for one TD, took an option keeper to the house for another and caught a pass from halfback Marlon Lucky for the third.

The Huskers ran for 330 yards, evoking memories of the good ol’ days at Lincoln.&#160 They even threw in some of the aforementioned triple-option for good measure.

…

In a sense, TCU mirrored Arlington Heights – they jumped out to an early two-touchdown lead, then lost focus on one Stanford TD drive, then after a three-and-out on their next series, let a punt get blocked for a touchdown.&#160 However, as Heights did, the Frogs controlled the second half, wearing down the Cardinal and pulling away late.

In fact, the only dissatisfying facet of the entire afternoon was the douchebag Stanford band.&#160 Their percussion corps made sure to drown out everyone & everything (it sounded like they had attached a portable PA system to all the drums), their drum major looked like a Grambling State reject who thought he was all that ‘n a bag o’ chips, and to top it all off, they went into some sort of jazz riff after the game while TCU was trying to play their post-game alma mater.

Real classy, Stanford, you limp-wristed gaggle of misfit, rump-ranger poofters.&#160 Now that we’ve proven that last year’s kicking of your skanky asses wasn’t a fluke, you can go back to Berkeley when you felching patchouli-huffers belong.

Assclowns.

…

Punch.&#160 Counterpunch.&#160 Punch.&#160 Counterpunch.&#160 An extremely entertaining heavyweight prize fight between the C’boys and the Beagles.

Most of you saw it, so I don’t really need to recap it, but I will say that I thought the turning point was when The World’s Greatest Quarterback In The History Of Ever, EVER™, aka Donna McCrabbs, cost them the game by double-clutching on a handoff to Brian Westbrook in the fourth quarter; the ‘Boys recovered, scored and didn’t look back, even managing to sack McCrabbs on the Vultures’ final drive.

Two things about the Cowboys’ defense are bugging me, though:

1) The tackling.&#160 Philthy will not only tackle you, they’ll tackle you hard, and they’ll hit like effin’ big dogs.&#160 The Cowboys defense hasn’t done that in a while – hasn’t had a Bill Bates-type hitting machine that would lay you out as soon as look at you.&#160 This is not a defense you fear, and it shows more often than not.

2) We supposedly placed an emphasis this year on either drafting or trading for primo cornerbacks.&#160 We let Jacques “Toast” Reeves and Nate Jones go just so we could upgrade with Mike Jenkins, Orlando Scandrick and Adam Jones.

So will someone explain to me why they still play 7 to 10 yards off the receiver at the line?!?!?!?!?!!!!&#160 Has Wade “Mr. Fix-It” Phillips ever figured out what “man-to-man” coverage is?

…

Okay, on to The Worst Referee In The NFL, Bar None&#153.

Recall this post, where I said – and I quote:

The officiating sucked as badly for us as they did for Cleveland [in their preseason game]. There were more phantom pass-interference calls, as well as a couple of bogus personal-foul calls. Meanwhile, Denver’s shit didn’t stink as far as the zebras were concerned. Ed Hochuli – if you paid as much attention to your eyesight as you do your biceps, you might make a halfway-decent referee.

Apparently Ed Hochuli doesn’t read This Fine Blog&#153, because on a pass play during San Diego-Denver, with SD leading late, the ball slipped out of quarterback Jay Cutler’s hands during his windup, and wound up in the Chargers’ possession.

But Hochuli, looking straight at the play, ruled an incomplete pass, giving the ball back to Denver.&#160 The Broncos scored two plays later, then got the two-point conversion for the win.

Hochuli, you dumbass, I told any who’d listen what a crappy zebra you were – and this time, I was right.&#160 A little time at the optometrist’s rather than on at the free weights would do wonders.

What’d I Tell You? (WITY&#153)

This week:&#160 6-0.&#160 Perfect Football Weekend&#153 achieved. (4).&#160 Overall:&#160 17-0.

The PFW returns Friday, when we once again explain the concept of “attaboy/awshit”.

Denizens, the PFW recap (for those of you on the edge of yer seats in rapt anticipation ) will be either late tonight or tomorrow.&#160 Just not enough time at the moment.

ThatIsAll&#153.

One of the things about which B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi loves to crow endlessly is his opposition to the Iraq War.&#160 Voted against it, it’s all Bush’s fault, get the troops out of there now, blah blah blah, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

So it was with great. great interest that I read where, when it came to American troops staying in Iraq…he was for it, before he was agaisnt it:

WHILE campaigning in public for a speedy withdrawal of US troops from Iraq, Sen. Barack Obama has tried in private to persuade Iraqi leaders to delay an agreement on a draw-down of the American military presence.

According to Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari, Obama made his demand for delay a key theme of his discussions with Iraqi leaders in Baghdad in July.

My, my, my.&#160 I wonder how that&#160 would play with the crowd over at the Daily Kossack, hmmmmmmmmm???

“He asked why we were not prepared to delay an agreement until after the US elections and the formation of a new administration in Washington,” Zebari said in an interview.

Oh, I think I know, alright.&#160 The Manchurian Muslim&#153 thinks that he’s going to be able to pull the wool over our eyes and lie his skanky ass into the White House, and he wants credit for extracting all the troops out of Iraq.&#160 Until then, who gives a shit if they no longer need to be there – right, Obambi?

Obama insisted that Congress should be involved in negotiations on the status of US troops – and that it was in the interests of both sides not to have an agreement negotiated by the Bush administration in its “state of weakness and political confusion.”

Yeah, let’s forget for a moment that it’s the Executive branch&#160 that is responsible for the “status of US troops”, not&#160 the Legislative.&#160 Who cares what the Commander-in-Chief thinks about the “status of US troops”, after all?

Oh, unless that Commander-in-Chief happens to be a brie-eating surrender douchebag.&#160 Then&#160 it’s okay.

Though Obama claims the US presence is “illegal,” he suddenly remembered that Americans troops were in Iraq within the legal framework of a UN mandate.

So much for the “illegal war”, eh, Demoscum?

His advice was that, rather than reach an accord with the “weakened Bush administration,” Iraq should seek an extension of the UN mandate.

WITY&#153???&#160 Trying to take credit that isn’t his to take.

Slimy little prick, isn’t he?

While in Iraq, Obama also tried to persuade the US commanders, including Gen. David Petraeus, to suggest a “realistic withdrawal date.” They declined.

No, General, since he’s not your boss, I wouldn’t listen to him, either.&#160 Now, or after 1/20/2009.

Not like he’s gonna be your boss then, either.

(Hat tip Denizen and fellow blogger Alan K Henderson.)

Great Honkin’ Cthulu&#153, now&#160 it’s time to panic.&#160 Seriously, Denizens, I don’t know if the McCain campaign can withstand this latest blow to its noble cause.&#160 In fact, Republicans by and large may NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW THEIR FACES IN PUBLIC AGAIN!!!!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!1

The news is most horrifically grave.&#160 John McCain is about to lose Ron Paul’s support.

Ron Paul, the fringe Republican candidate who out-raised most of his opponents in the US presidential election, including John McCain, is to hold a joint event in Washington on Wednesday with all the other third party candidates, including Ralph Nader.

Tuesday’s announcement for an event that will also include Bob Barr, the Libertarian party candidate, Cynthia McKinney, the Green party candidate and Chuck Baldwin, the Constitution party’s candidate, has raised speculation that Mr Paul may be about to repudiate Mr McCain.

OHNOES!!!!!1!!!ONE!!!1

How will the GOP evah&#160 survive?!?!?!?!?!?&#160

And our latest contestant for “Who Wants To Be A Whore For Obama&#153?” is none other than a rehab center’s favorite patient – lesbo slut Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan has had enough of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” the actress wrote on her MySpace blog Sunday.

“I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female,” Lohan, 22, said. “I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Whereupon our Limp-wristed Lesbo Lunatic&#153 immediately goes on the attack against the Sarah-cuda – because she’s a woman.

Lohan believes Palin isn’t ready for the job.

“I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be,” she said.

This is curious, coming from a big-titted rehab-center rat whose only qualifications herself seem to be drunk driving, crashing her car, going in & out of rehab and posing in various men’s magazines in various stages of undress.&#160 I mean, she’s even quoted in Maxim magazine as stating, “My breasts have been a really big hit.”

Hate to tell you this, Lindsay, honey – but I’ve seen lots that are better.&#160 Waayyyyyyyy&#160 better.

Lohan goes on to conclusively prove the matter between her ears is fecal, not grey.

“Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!” Lohan added.

Oh, well, HINT HINT, Loose Lindsay&#153 – name me the “tabloid covers” Sarah’s actually, you know, posed&#160 for, hmmmmmmmmmmm???

Take your time.&#160 I’ll wait.

And while we’re waiting, we’ll read a bit further and discover than the Queen of the Tabloid Trollops has, shall we say, come out of the closet a bit.

Lohan said she feels fear, concern, disappointment and stress over Palin. The actress also referenced Palin’s views on homosexuality.

“Is it a sin to be gay?” Lohan asked. “Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

Well, then, shouldn’t you be supporting her, you dumb bitch?&#160 Or didn’t you hear about Sarah’s daughter Bristol?

You know, for all the Obumblerphiles who keep claiming that John McCain’s supposedly “out of touch”, a lot of them don’t seem to get out very often, eh what?

“Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?” she added.

Ah, here’s where she confirms that she’s a dumb-shit little lesbo slut.&#160 And it seems she’s going to waste her money on a temporary heterophobe marriage, as well:

Actress Lindsay Lohan looks set to marry her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has been spotted around Los Angeles sporting a huge heart-shaped engagement ring.

Ronson halted her set at a Los Angeles nightclub on Tuesday to declare her love for the actress and insisted she will wed Lohan by the end of the year.

Speaking from her mixing desk at the trendy Chateau Marmont nightclub in Los Angeles, she told clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

And the other bimboid had this to say concerning the election:

“Vote for obama!” Ronson wrote. “Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!

As good a reason as any to vote McCain/Palin.

Gonna be a very bad November for you, isn’t it Lindsay, you ignorant slut?&#160 McCain’s gonna win and&#160 faggot/lesbo marriage is going to be tossed out on its ear in California.

Sucks to be you, Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160

(Hat tip to LC HJ Caveman.)

For Those Of Us Itching For The Left To Bring Their So-Called “Revolution”&#153 (that is to say, those of us who are armed and have Had Enough&#153 of the Leftards), the technical term for this might be “preaching to the choir”.

Nevertheless, it’s a good read and I would encourage you to go do so.

And the B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi campaign continues its implosion unabated.

Now the O-bunghole is making fun of McCain for supposedly being “out of touch” because:

…he still doesn’t know how to use a computer, can’t send an e-mail…

[…]

Obama spokesman Dan Pfeiffer said the campaign was not making an issue of the 72-year-old McCain’s age, but the time he’s spent in Washington.

“Our economy wouldn’t survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats,” Pfeiffer said. “It’s extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn’t know how to send an e-mail.”

Apparently the O-bungler is long on “style” (and I use that&#160 word advisedly) and woefully short on substance.&#160 Or, to put it another way, long on ridicule and a bit dwarfish on research.

As in, whether or not McCain might have a damned good reason for not being able to use a computer:

Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by “extraordinary.” The reason he doesn’t send email is that he can’t use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our country. From the Boston Globe (March 4, 2000):

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

And all this after O-bitchboy’s campaign rump-ranger Widdle Davie Poofter was quoted as saying:

“Today is the first day of the rest of the campaign,” Obama campaign manager David Plouffe says in a campaign strategy memo. “We will respond with speed and ferocity to John McCain’s attacks and we will take the fight to him, but we will do it on the big issues that matter to the American people.”

Oh, yeah.&#160 He’s got us there.&#160 I mean, I certainly lose at least three hours, seven minutes and 41 seconds a night worrying about the possibility that my presidential candidate can’t send an email because he’s unable to type.&#160 That’s definitely fuck-all important as an issue to me.&#160

This is so fucking ticky-tacky&#160 that it’s hard to imagine that it came from a Demoscummic campaign of any stripe, regardless of how retarded we know them to be.

How anyone can take this smarmy little pisspot seriously again after this unprovoked attack (indirect though it may be, but it’s still an attack) on John McCain’s war injuries is beyond this scribe.&#160 Anyone who would support this bastard now is either just plain stupid or would sooner vote for Hitler before any Republican anyway.

And you can quote me.