Tonight’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend™ begins, as promised, with the sad (awwwww!) news that C’boy wideout Miles Austin…is no longer dating Kim Kardashian.
ALL:  Awwwwwwwww.
MERLIN:  So I guess that means no Cabo distractions this year?
VENOMOUS:  One can only hope.
However, if you check out Lifestyle Weekly’s  cover, you’ll find the lusty, busty wench saying thusly:
Kim’s plans for marriage and kids are on hold.
Turning 30, she admits, “I never thought this would be my life”
Well, Kimmie, buttercup – maybe you should have told the boy to turn off the video camera during your little romp in the hay, huh?
Second item of note is of a happier bent:  Texas Christian University’s Amon G. Carter Stadium will (finally!) be getting that concrete-snd-steel surgery it’s been needing.
The idea to upgrade Amon G. Carter Stadium has been around for 50 years. In 2012, TCU’s then-82-year football stadium will have a finished face-lift.
TCU announced a long-rumored $105 million renovation project during a news conference Monday afternoon.
The stadium’s west side and north end zone will be completely revamped, thanks to 34 donors. The first $15 million donation came from the Amon G. Carter Foundation after TCU’s Board of Trustees created a stadium renovation committee in 2006.
The renovated stadium looks to hold about 40,000, which is less than the 47,000 or so it holds now.  OTOH, TCU’s good for about 30,000 or so every week, so it’ll be a little more intimidating for opposing teams that venture into the Purple Pit™.
OZY MCCOOL:  As in, more intimidating than it already is.
VENOMOUS: 
On to the PFW.  Dallas is in San Diego tomorrow night for Preseason Game Number Three™, and they’re a banged up lot, especailly up front on offense.  Marc Columbo had his knee scoped out this week, and Kyle Kosier sprained his MCL in the loss to the Raiders.  TE John Phillips is out for the year (knee), and Martellus Bennett (high ankle) still isn’t back yet, so we’ll see a bunch of no-namers backing up Jason Witten.
Could be a long night for Romo.
Defensively, we’ll see how they do against a halfway-competent offense in Phillip Rivers and the Norv Turner timing game of the Chargers.  Jason Garrett, take copious notes.
We’re back Monday or so for the recap.  In the meantime, c’mon, HDD.  Even a blurb about how you hate exhibition football.  Something just to lemme know yer alive, huh?
UPDATE:  HDD has been located.
According to the SpatulaGoddess (long may she exude massive quantities of hawtness), our biggest Bucky supporter has undergone something of a career change.  He is now in training to receive his Class A over-the-road license.
That’s right, Denizens – we gotz us a real-live trucker on our hands.  (Truck-stop cuties everywhere, beware – he’ll steal y’all’s hearts.    )
Godspeed, HDD.  We’re praying for you over this way.