This team has problems.
Dallas 16, at San Diego 14
Pittsburgh 24, at NY Football Douchebags 17
The D-bags should be very good up front.  And very average in the secondary.
Bennie “Ididn’tdoitnobodysawmedoityoucan’tproveanything” Rothelisberger got his feet wet – 6-8 for 76 and a pick – but Byron “Statue” Leftwich torched the NY secondary for a 68-yard bomb to Mike Wallace for a score, part of an 80-yard night for him.
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Yeah, it’s preaseason.  Yeah, they’re banged up.  Yeah, it’s a vanilla game plan.
Jimmy’s C’boys used to take the attitude of “You know what’s coming – try and stop it”.  (Worked, too, as I recall.)
The ‘Boys had one decent drive by the first unit, and one good drive by Kitna and the scrubbies (including a good series by Martellus Bennett, whom I didn’t think would play), plus a safety on a sack/fumble in the end zone in the fourth quarter.
Defense is gonna have  to carry this bunch for the first few weeks.  The offense ain’t gettin’ it done.
The PFW will return Friday for one last practice round before they start counting for real week after next.
To start the week off with a smile, Denizens, I give you one that, believe it or not, I got from a liberal at Cap’n John Doe’s place.
Spew warnings.
An olde Army buddy of mine just started a new business making landmines that look like prayer rugs.
It’s doing well, He says “Prophets are going through the roof…!”
[rim shot]