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First it was a flu bug, caught during the wildly-successful Texas Blogfest 2005, that laid me low.

Then it was the massive increase in my workload brought about by the closing of the warehouse where my Evil Technician’s Laboratory™ was located, and my subsequent transfer to my company’s business office and call center.

On top of all that, a client of mine (from my Side Business That Loses Money Hand Over Fist™) had her machine go toes up on her.  It’s only the heart of her business, you understand, and since several local governments depend on her, and the asshats at the *spit* Environ-loon Prick-sucking Agency *spit* can throw her in the hoosegow without the documentation that was on this box…

The point of all this carping is that, in addition to The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read This Blog™, I’ve promised stuff to a couple others of you that I haven’t yet gotten around to delivering.

Your patience thus far is very much appreciated.  Please be a little more patient.  Your stuff’s on the way, promise.


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It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer  set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated.  (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)

(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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