Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 1:34
Seems the pansy-ass running the site, a limp-wristed douchebag named Nicholas Wind of Madison, Wisconsin, doesn’t like the fact that we right-thinkers down here are keeping (throwing?) his butt-buddies out of office.
Fuck the South. Fuck ‘em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they’d stay part of our special Union.
You might consider yourself fortunate that the North did win the War Between the States, little Broken Wind. Otherwise, we might have taken out the cumstain that was your great-great granddaddy – and where would that have left a steaming pile of putrid shit like you, hm?
Come to think of it, there’s another consequence of losing that war.