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We’re an eccentric lot here in Texas.  Y’see, we don’t take kindly to weirdos telling us how to run our lives…especially when it comes to what we eat.

We’re meat-and-potatoes, fried chicken-and-hamburgers types down here, and when some tofu-munching, rice-burner-driving asshelmets like PETA try to barge in and tell us that the cow eating the cabbage is sacred and shouldn’t be our dinner…well, that doesn’t set well with us.

So when *spit* PETA *spit* decided to protest at a KFC in Brownsville, they probably shouldn’t have been too surprised at the reception they received…

A trio of protesters with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals didn’t find the welcome mat out when they stopped at a KFC in Brownsville on Wednesday. The sprinkler system was on for them, though.

John Olivo, the manager of the fast-food chicken restaurant, turned the system on full blast to soak the curbside protesters. And a man who eats beef followed them around with his stepchildren and a microphone.

“Hey hey, ho ho, PETA fucktards got to go, hey hey, ho ho…”

The PETA protesters, including one in a chicken suit, are participating in PETA’s campaign to get KFC to pressure slaughter houses to use more humane methods to kill chickens.

Oh, I can see it now:  Lethal injection for the omelette-makers, ayup…

“They already hit me in McAllen,” Olivo said in a story in Thursday’s editions of The Brownsville Herald. “I was already waiting for them here in Brownsville.”

Hey, if dumbasses were trying to negatively impact your  business, what would you  do?

“You’re not going to win. Not in Brownsville,” David Ingersoll, of Los Fresnos, shouted through his microphone at the protesters at a busy intersection. His stepchildren passed out anti-PETA pamphlets to stopped drivers.

“I’m waiting for someone to throw a cabrito head at them so they know what part of the country they are in,” Ingersoll said, referring to the goat meat that’s used in some Mexican dishes.

This is my kind of guy:  Stands up to the morons and let them know that their bitching isn’t going to be taken sitting down.  Those stepchil’lun have themselves a good stepdad.

The PETA members didn’t give up on their message.

“It hasn’t been quite like this in other parts of the state,” said Chris Link, PETA’s campaign coordinator, who is traveling to protest KFC in 12 Texas cities.

Come to Dallas.  We can fix that…

Link said the group didn’t receive harsh treatment earlier in McAllen.

“It’s a rarity that we get this,” he said after the dousing.

I’d start wearing the raincoats if I were you, fuckhead.

Then again, it’s a shame your daddy didn’t wear a “raincoat”, if you know what I mean…


Oh, that’s riiiiiiight  – it’s April 15th, isn’t it?  Just about slipped my mind – taxes are due today.

‘Course, the fact that I e-filed back in January and got my refund around the first of February had something to do with that, I imagine.

Technological savviness.  It’s a Good Thing™.  (snicker)


Y’know what?  I don’t care if they freakin’ are  our neighbor.  If they’re doing this, we don’t just need the Minutemen – we fuckin’ need troops down there, fully armed and on full alert.

The Mexican army is escorting those attempting to cross over the U.S. border illegally – including known drug-runners – to areas not patrolled by the Minuteman Project near Naco, Ariz., say Border Patrol sources and other officials including a U.S. congressman.

Excuse me?  People we don’t want here, escorted by the Mexican military?

Pardon me for pointing this out – but is that not the very definition of the word “invasion”???

Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo., chairman of the Congressional Immigration Reform Caucus, denounced the action by the Mexican military and called on President Bush to do the same.

To Hell™ with that – get a couple divisions down there on the double, at the very least!!!

Border Patrol sources say the Mexican army recently moved about 1,000 troops to the Agua Prieta region, just south of where the Minutemen are. These troops, the sources say, are diverting all of the illegal alien and drug-smuggling traffic away from the Minutemen.

If this isn’t an out-and-out act of war, I’m not sure if I know what is.  And the next time little Vinny Fox sets foot in this country, he should be thrown in one of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s tent prisons to rot until he agrees to let us shoot anyone trying to cross.  This is our  country, not theirs, and it’s high time they realized it.

Just prior to the launch of the Minuteman Project March 30, Miguel Escobar Valdez, Mexican consul in Douglas, Ariz., said the Mexican military was bracing for possible violence on the border.

“The Mexican army is on alert,” Escobar said. “Also, law enforcement will be vigilant because the situation is very volatile. This is because, I have to say it, there are violent and radical elements on both sides of the border.”

Bet we can find yours before you find ours, Escobutthead, you hijo de la puta.

Fucking bastards…

UPDATE:  Misha has his own take on the matter, and it’s a good read, too.


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