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No, I’m not gonna bore you with another verse of The One-Legged Man™ (grin).  I’m just gonna say that things are busy, I love what I’m doing, and leave it at that.

But I may make a little more use of the Grab-Bag™ than I have in the past.

Such as this gem sent to me by the Sibling Unit™ (spew warnings in effect):

Ahmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked! I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”



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