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So just how desperate are&#160 the Demoscum to steal this election?

Would you believe they’re turning to Mickey Mouse to help ’em out?

Mickey Mouse is as American as apple pie, and he has starred in films, TV shows and video games. But apparently he can’t vote.

Florida elections officials rejected Mickey’s application this summer. It is unclear whether Mickey tried to register as a Democrat or a Republican. But the application included a stamped logo of ACORN, the community organizing group that is facing accusations of voter registration fraud.

C’mon, Foxnews.&#160 The thing is a bogus app with an ACORN stamp on it?&#160 What do you&#160 guys think?

ACORN — which has a history of voter fraud allegations — acknowledged its logo was on the application but said its workers routinely scan all suspicious applications.

“We don’t think this card came through our system,” Brian Kettenring, ACORN’s head organizer in Florida, told the St. Petersburg Times.

“We did it before we didn’t do it.”

Pull the other one, Kettenring, you dumbass.&#160

Item:&#160 Two years ago, Flori-duh congresscritter Mark Foley was forced to resign in the wake of a sex scandal where he was caught sending explicit messages to House pages.&#160 And the Lame Stream Mediots&#153 were all over it like white on rice.&#160 (Yeah, Obambi-goons, I said “white on rice”.&#160 Deal with it.)&#160 You couldn’t take three breaths without some talking head/partisan hack whining incessantly, ad infinitum, ad nauseam, about Mark Foley and so-called “Republican hypocrisy”.

Item:&#160 His replacement, a Demoscum by the name of Timmy-boy Mahoney, is paying his mistress $121 large (that’s $121,000 for you pussies at the Church of the SubTarded) to shut her up.&#160 And where are the Lame Stream Mediots&#153???

CRICKETS:&#160 (chirp, chirp, chirrrrrp!!!)

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Better get some more rope ‘n trees…

Yet another reason to homeschool your kids:

In the same week that the No on 8 campaign launched an ad that labeled as “lies” claims that same-sex marriage would be taught in schools to young children, a first grade class took a school-sponsored trip to a gay wedding. Eighteen first graders traveled to San Francisco City Hall Friday for the wedding of their teacher and her lesbian partner, The San Francisco Chronicle reported.

Somehow, I doubt this falls under the category of “readin’ ritin’ and rithmetic”.

The school sponsored the trip for the students, ages 5 and 6, taking them away from their studies for the same-sex wedding. According to the Yes on 8 campaign, the public school field trip demonstrates that the California Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage has real consequences.

Were the parents notified of this little excursion?&#160 Did the young-skulls-full-o’-mush (a little Rush lingo, there) bring forms home for the parents to sign and return?&#160 Or was the heterophobe community’s morality forced on these kiddies – and, by extension, the parents as well?

(See, faggots?&#160 We can co-opt words & phrases, too.&#160 How’s it feel having your own tactics turned on you, hm?)

Oh, and look who offciated this travesty:

The lesbian teacher’s wedding was officiated by San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. Newsom is featured in a Yes on 8 television ad, released last week, in which he arrogantly declares of same-sex marriage: “The door’s wide open now. It’s gonna happen, whether you like it or not.”

And I’m gonna repeat what I&#160 said when he uttered this fascist tripe:

That so, you dickless little faggot-humping pussy? Why don’t you bring your little Limp-wristed Lame-assed Lambda Lickspittles™ to Texas and we’ll see about that, hm??? Let’s see how much of your personal little Bathhouse Blade Brigade™ is left after you’ve tried to force this bullshit on us, eh, Newsom, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch?

C’mon, Gavi baby. Let’s see those papier-machés of yours, chickenshit!!!

Ropes.&#160 Trees.&#160 Fascist faggots.&#160 A “ventilation tool” for afterwards.

You guys know the drill.&#160