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I have performed my civic duty.&#160 I have voted.

And I have voted the straight Republican ticket, with one notable exception:&#160 I did not cast a ballot for United States Senator.

If you will recall, I declared here that John-Boy Bailout&#153 had permanently lost my vote.

And you have, Cornyn, you duplicitous dickweed.&#160 If you want to live in socialism, feel free to move to Canada.&#160 Or Cuba.&#160 Or Venezuela.&#160 Or whereever.

But you see, Cor-Whore, we have a capitalistic society here, with an economic system comprised of an archaic, quaint concept called “free enterprise”.&#160 That concept dictates that you have the opportunity to make as much money as you can doing whatever legal activity you choose – but you assume a risk that no one will want to buy what you’re selling.

In other words, Cor-Whore, there are no guarantees.&#160 But you voted for just such a guarantee, to come out of my&#160 pocket, and that is why you will never have my trust – or my vote – ever again.

Best of luck to the rest of the GOP ticket.&#160 Qa’pla!

Guys, as we launch this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153, I want you guys to take a look at this video:





What happened was that Singletary got in 49ers’ tight end Vernon Davis’ face during the Niners’ embarrassing 34-13 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, then wound up sending Davis to the locker room later.&#160 “Coach Sing”, as he’s known out there, was pissed off at Davis’ seeming nonchalant attitude about the game.

Now, for decades I have hated this franchise with the purplest of passions, as evidenced by my pet name for them – the San Transexual Fairy-Whiners.

But in Singletary, I have to concede that they have one helluva&#160 coach.&#160 And by Cthulu’s left nut, I wish Jerry Jones had hired him.

On to the PFW.

EFFIN’ ZEBRA:&#160 (tweeeeeeeeet!!!) False start, UBuffalo Bulls, five-yard penalty, replay the Ohio game!

That’s it.&#160 Realm&#153 Intelligence is getting shoved out the airlock.

UBuffalo got an early jump on us, coming down to Ohio last night to take on Ohio University and winning, 32-19.&#160 Willy had a quiet night, going 14-23-116, but James Starks tore up the Ohio defense for 185 yards on 30 carries, while Brandon Thermilus added 73 yards on only 10 carries.

Friday night, my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets will take the field in a matchup with the Eastern Hills Highlanders.&#160 Heights won last year, but just barely, and E.Hills always gives us a fight, so we’ll see.

Saturday, Gary Patterson’s 13th (or 12th, depending on whom you ask)-ranked Texas Christian Horned Frogs will travel to Las Vegas to take on the University of Nevada-Las Vegas Runnin’ – no, not Running, just “Runnin'” – Rebels.

Now, the Rebels aren’t bad – they took BYU to the wire last week before just coming up short – but if TCUTCB (Texas Christian University Takes Care of Business), they should go into the Utah showdown undefeated in conference.

Vegas, OTOH, has them listed as a 14-point favorite – which, if you ask me, seems a little biased.&#160 But we’ll see.

Bob Stoopes 4th-ranked Oklahoma Sooners…aaaaaah, shit.

MERLIN:&#160 Problem, m’liege?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah.&#160 The PFW is scotched even before it starts.

KORRIOTH:&#160 How so?

VENOMOUS:&#160 We got OU playing Nebraska Saturday night.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Damn, that sucks.

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 Bummmer

[Venomous glares at McManx.]

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 …uh, Sir.

Well, so much for a second straight PFW.

Sunday, at least one backup Dallas C’boys quarterback will have to face the New York Football Douchebags.&#160 And if it’s Brad Johnson under center this week, we’re going to be the wand.&#160 Period.&#160 And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Wisconsin’s a 4&#189-point road dog to Michigan State, and the question for HDD is – well, is Vegas underestimating Bucky a tad?