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Getting a little brazen, aren’t they?

I mean, here’s B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi coming right out and admitting that he’s a Socialist Communist, saying that he wants to “spread the wealth around”:

Barack Obama told a tax-burdened plumber over the weekend that his economic philosophy is to “spread the wealth around” — a comment that may only draw fire from riled-up John McCain supporters who have taken to calling Obama a “socialist” at the Republican’s rallies.

Obama made the remark, caught on camera, after fielding some tough questions from the plumber Sunday in Ohio, where the Democratic candidate canvassed neighborhoods and encouraged residents to vote early.

“Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?” the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed “more and more for fulfilling the American dream.”

“It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance for success too,” Obama responded. “My attitude is that if the economy’s good for folks from the bottom up, it’s gonna be good for everybody … I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

“From each according to their ability, to each according to their need”.

Pretty well sums it up, doesn’t it?

Tell me, Jugears, just whose&#160 wealth were you planning on spreading around, hmmmm?&#160 Inquiring minds ‘n all, y’know.

Obama says he will not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000 a year.

Bullshit.&#160 Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister once told us he was going to give us all a “middle-class tax cut”.

I’m still waiting for mine.

Smarmy little pisspot Obambi.&#160


Recently, the Dullest Moaning Snooze, the flagship paper of the rapidly-setting (if their subscription & ad-revenue numbers are any indication) Belo empire, decided to chop comic-strip stars like BC, Cathy, Drabble, Hagar the Horrible, Marmaduke, Pirahna Club, Over The Hedge, Red & Rover&#160 and Wizard Of ID&#160 out of their birdcage liner newspaper, while graciously&#160 giving their dwindling reader base a choice as to which one single comic&#160 to resurrect.

This while they cling tightly to liberal asshole comics Non-Sequitur&#160 and Doonesbury&#160 (libtard Wiley Miller and craven Canork coward Garry Trudeau, both of whom have no problem exposing children to their rabid hatred of Republicans) as if they were conservatives and the two strips were their guns & Bibles.

And then they wonder why their readership is declining and they’ve had to jack up ad rates and newspaper prices just to try and keep up.

Such is life in the rapidly-growing irrelavance of the Belo Empire.


Progressive Liberal Socialist Democrat Communist Party hack Paula Krugman has won the Nobel Prize for Economics.

And what are his street creds for such a prestigious&#160 award?

Krugman has been a harsh critic of the Bush administration and the Republican Party in The New York Times, where he writes a regular column and has a blog called “Conscience of a Liberal.”

He has come out forcefully against John McCain during the economic meltdown, saying the Republican candidate is “more frightening now than he was a few weeks ago” and earlier that the GOP has become “the party of stupid.”

So basically, he’s a Communist pussy who’s co-opted Emperor Misha’s term for a Republican Party that’s been co-opted by RINOs.

Proving conclusively that the folks over at Nobel have the heads perpetually up their asses, and that their “prize” isn’t worth its weight in cowshit.

Because that’s essentially what it, and they, are:&#160 Cowshit.


I’m gonna keep asking this until I get a fucking answer:&#160 WHY IS BRUCE READ STILL HERE?!?!?!

Arlington Heights 49, North Side 7

Texas Christian 13, at Colorado State 7

at UBuffalo 28, W. Michigan 34 (OT) (Buffalo covers)

Nebraska 24, at Texas Tech 31 (OT)

Oklahoma 35, T-sip Shortdicks 45

Dallas 24, at Arizona 30 (OT)

For North Side’s 100th year of football, they did their helmets up like TU’s Shortdicks did for DKRoyal in their&#160 100th year.

Unfortunately, these&#160 Steers don’t play like those&#160 Steers.

[QB Mark] Grace was nearly perfect in the air, completing 8 of 9 passes for 196 yards, including touchdowns of 34, 80 and 21 yards.

Grace also scored Heights’ first touchdown with a 1-yard run in the first quarter.

Anthony Davenport led Heights with 132 yards on the ground, including touchdowns of 24 and 13 yards.

Colorado State shoved the ball down TCU’s throat on their first drive.

After its only airplane trip in a two-month span, the Horned Frogs looked like they had jet lag on CSU’s opening drive, a nine-play, 78-yard march that included 45 yards on the ground, highlighted by Gartrell Johnson’s 4-yard rumble into the end zone.

Save for a couple drives in the second half led by the Rams’ backup quarterback, the Frog defense spent the rest of the game shoving the ball right back down CSU’s throat.

But the Rams managed just 15 yards rushing on their four subsequent first-half drives and the Horned Frogs took a 13-7 lead into the locker room after CSU’s Kory Sperry and Rashaun Greer dropped long touchdown passes from quarterback Billy Farris.

The Rams went to backup quarterback Klay Kubiak in the third quarter but they couldn’t get close to the end zone in a seven second-half possessions.

Marcus Jackson started for Andy Dalton (knee) again, and spent the entire game showing why he’s the backup quarterback.&#160 He was was 16-26-166 and ran for 54 yards, but also dropped four snaps from center Blake Schueter.

Hurry back, Andy.

UBuffalo needs to be doing it with offense.&#160 Their defense sucks.

Western Michigan (6-1, 4-0 Mid-American Conference) scored 22 points in the fourth quarter and sent the game into overtime when Hiller found Jamarko Simmons in the end zone with 5 seconds left to play. Hiller completed 42-of-63 passes and threw 345 yards and four touchdowns.

You gotta look on the bright side when it comes to Nebraska.&#160 After the debacle against Mizzou last week, they held the vaunted TTech offense to 24 points in regulation in their backyard.&#160 Bo Pelini is beginning to rebuild the Blackshirts&#153.

That said – Bo, Joey Ganz is not your future at quarterback.&#160 If you have a freshman or sophomore in your collection, he needs to play now.&#160 You’re not going anywhere this year, but then you’re not expected to.&#160 Get the Huskers accustomed to your way of doing things and let them grow with a young QB.

And they will&#160 grow.&#160 This scribe has faith in you.

Memo to Bob Stoopes:&#160 Just as I told Gary Patterson that his team needs to get bigger up front – your defense needs to get faster.&#160 Speed is killing you, and speed is going to continue to kill you until you get that addressed.

Here’s a hint:&#160 Ask yourself how your brother would have done it.&#160 Since he left for Arizona, your program, though still a superior one, has taken a step back.&#160 You cannot say with confidence that yours is one of the elite programs in the country, not now.&#160 But you can fix it, and I have faith in you, as well.

That $aid, the better collection of player$ won thi$ game today, and that’$ all I’m going to $ay about that.

The first play of the game was a special-teams clusterfuck that led directly to an Arizona score.&#160 The last&#160 play of the game was a special-teams clusterfuck that led directly to an Arizona score.&#160 Not to mention, that last clusterfuck may have cost the C’boys their punter (McBriar suffered a foot contusion when he was hit by a rush up the middle).

Why is Bruce Read still here?

In between those two plays, Tony Romo spent the game doing his very best impression of Drew Bledsoe.&#160 Once again, he didn’t run out of trouble when his protection broke down, and once again he lost a fumble when he got sacked.&#160 He ended his streak of games with an interception, but only because Arizona dropped a couple of sure pick-sixes.&#160 He’s now basically playing like the backup quarterback he was his first few years in the league.&#160 He’s essentially turned himself into Drew Bledsoe reincarnated – how’d that&#160 work out for us, hm?

But what turned this game around was a play in the third quarter.&#160 On 3rd & 17, with the Cards deep in their own territory, Kurt Warner throws a screen pass to rookie running back Timmy-boy Hightower, and the Cowgirls play matador defense until Hightower covers the 17 yards for the first down.

Third.&#160 And.&#160 Fucking.&#160 Seven.&#160 Teen.

From that point forward, the ‘Girls could flat-out not stop Arizona no matter what they tried; it was pitch-and-catch between Warner and his receivers the rest of the day.&#160 (And if you can’t stop a 3rd-and-17, maybe you don’t&#160 deserve to win.

The Cowboys have played piss-poor football now for the last three weeks.&#160 And it’s not even December yet, when you expect&#160 this motley crew to tank.

That’s coaching.&#160 That’s Camp-fuckin’-Cupcake for you.&#160 In fact, that’s Coach-fuckin’-Cupcake and his la-de-da approach to coaching a game.&#160 No fire in the belly on the sideline – no fire in the belly of this team.

And if this POS play continues, we won’t be talking about whether the Pilsbury Doughboy can finally get his first win, ’cause they won’t even make&#160 the damned playoffs.&#160 And Jerry will show Bum Jr. the door.

What a dilemma.&#160 Make the playoffs, or tank & get the Doughboy fired?&#160 Decisions, decisions.

This week:&#160 3-3.&#160 This week:&#160 29-9.

The PFW will return Thursday, when I declare a Guaranteed Loss&#160 Night&#153.


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