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First there was the “community organizer” for ACORN. Now that nutjob organization is being investigated in TWENTY-TWO states for voter fraud.

Heard anything about this in the MSM (aka Libtard Lapdog Goonsquad)?

What’s that? I can’t hear anything over the crickets.

And now a little gem of a discovery has been unearthed that “that one” was a card carrying member of the Chicago chapter of the “New Party” (aka Democratic Socialists of America). NewsBusters blog has the article here.

From the October 1996 Update of the DSA ‘New Party’:
“New Party members are busy knocking on doors, hammering down lawn signs, and phoning voters to support NP candidates this fall. Here are some of our key races…

Illinois: Three NP-members won Democratic primaries last Spring and face off against Republican opponents on election day: Danny Davis (U.S. House), Barack Obama (State Senate) and Patricia Martin (Cook County Judiciary).”

Yo Missouri, ya gonna come get me for that one? Bring it!!!!

But one snippet that is EXTREMELY enlightening with respects to ACORN is this one:

Barack Obama, victor in the 13th State Senate District, encouraged NPers to join in his task forces on Voter Education and Voter Registration.

Gee boys and girls, the writing was on the walls all the way back in 1996.

Need ANY MORE proof that B. Hussein Obami is really a SOCIALIST in a libtard suit then you’ll want to pay attention to the last section of the article, where this gem comes under inspection:

…The NP’s political strategy is to support progressive candidates in elections only if they have a concrete chance to “win”. This has resulted in a winning ratio of 77 of 110 elections. Candidates must be approved via a NP political committee. Once approved, candidates must sign a contract with the NP. The contract mandates that they must have a visible and active relationship with the NP.

The political entourage included Alderman Michael Chandler, William Delgado, chief of staff for State Rep Miguel del Valle, and spokespersons for State Sen. Alice Palmer, Sonya Sanchez, chief of staff for State Sen. Jesse Garcia, who is running for State Rep in Garcia’s District; and Barack Obama, chief of staff for State Sen. Alice Palmer. Obama is running for Palmer’s vacant seat.

Obambi is a socialist folks, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Even “that one” himself.


Denizens, remember back in January I opined that what we needed to drop oil prices was a round of good ol’ liberal pessimism?

Not saying I told you guys so, but…I told you guys so.



(Hat tip, as usual to the beautiful & talented Michelle.)

How long have I told you, Denizens, that the libtard bastard cowards were too chickenshit to get in our faces?&#160 How long have I pointed out the fact that they’re nothing but limp-wristed pussies?

Here’s proof:&#160 They don’t have the balls to get in our faces down here in Texas, so they’re sending jackboots to do it for them.

A Lufkin woman received a surprise visit from the Secret Service last week because of a “death threat” comment she reportedly made about Sen. Barack Obama to a campaign volunteer asking for her support of the presidential candidate.

Two federal agents arrived at Jessica Hughes’ home Thursday to ask her if she said, “I will never support Obama and he will wind up dead on a hospital floor.”

Hughes said her words were deliberately twisted by a volunteer who was apparently unhappy Hughes was rude during a phone conversation the two had. The Lufkin mother, a Republican, said she received a call on her cell phone Wednesday from a woman with the Obama Volunteers of Texarkana.

“She asked if I was an Obama supporter, to which I replied, ‘No, I don’t support him. Your guy is a socialist who voted four times in the state Senate to let little babies die in hospital closets; I think you should find something better to do with your time.’ (And then) I hung up.”

They’re so fuckin’ needle-dicked that they won’t start la revolución&#160 that they’ve been promising, so they hide behind authority to accomplish their nefarious, twisted bullshit.

Just like the yellow-assed cowards they are.

Hey, Obambi-goons!&#160 I’m still waiting for you pussies to get in my face!&#160 Where the fuck are you?!?!



Denizens, as we kick off…

[Venomous immediately snaps around to glare at Korrioth, Merlin, Ozy, K’hadibak’h and McManx – who have all taken the hint.]

…this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153, we note with more than a little bit of trepidation that Adam “Pacman” Jones has once again been involved in a little dustup.

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Jones got into an altercation with one of his security guards at the Joule Hotel in downtown Dallas on Wednesday morning, according to Dallas Deputy Chief Vince Golbeck, who is a commander of the central patrol division.

Now, WFAA/Channel 8 is reporting that no one deigned to press any charges, so this might&#160 go away.

MERLIN:&#160 And you’ve got the body of a Greek god.&#160 (snort)

VENOMOUS:&#160 Well, I do&#160 have the body of a god, y’know.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Yeah.&#160 Buddha.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Damn straight.


This wouldn’t have anyone on pins & needles regarding the C’boy secondary…except Terrence Newman is now out with a sports hernia.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Ohhhhhh shit.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Tell me about it.

Hmmm.&#160 Wonder where Quincy “Toast” Butler is RightAboutNow&#153…

On to the PFW.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets get to play the North Side Steers tomorrow night.&#160 To give you an idea about the Steers…everyone, and I mean everyone, schedules North Side for Homecoming.

Now, Heights isn’t gonna have Homecoming on a Thursday – but you get the idea.&#160 This one will not be close.&#160 In fact, I am proclaiming a Guaranteed Win Night&#153 for Heights, whereupon I will be sorely pissed if the final margin ain’t at least 30.

Saturday, Gary Patterson’s Texas Christian Horned Frogs invade Colorado Springs Fort Collins, Colorado, for a tilt with the Colorado State Rams.&#160 ‘Sfunny – I always predict a CState win, and TCU always routs ’em.

Oh, well.&#160 Why not stick with a good thing?&#160 Gimme TCU and 18,000 points.&#160

Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are 1&#189-point favorites at home against Western Michigan, which means per the SpatulaLine&#153, any thing under a nine-point loss counts.&#160 But I think I like UB in this one.

Things don’t get any easier for the Nebraska Cornhuskers this weekend, as they have to travel to Lubbock to face seventh-ranked Texas Tech.&#160 Tech is a 20-point favorite, 21 if they have their own refs there, 30, if they also supply their own replay officials.

Sunday, the aforementioned C’boys are playing Dallas West, aka the Arizona Cardinals.&#160 The “Dallas West” refernce comes from the fact that, whenever the ‘Boys play in Arizona, they usually have more fans there than the Cards.&#160 Be interesting to see if that happens again.

But the marquee matchup of the weekend is in Dallas on Saturday at the Cotton Bowl, as Bob Stoopes’ top-ranked Oklahoma takes on fifth-ranked TU in the Red River Rivalry Shootout&#153

There.&#160 I said it.&#160 You PC-types can bite me.

The Shortdicks supposedly have a defense this year, but Sam Bradford’s still tearing everything & everyone up, so I expect the same thing to happen here, but we’ll see.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Bucky’s a 5&#189-point home dog to JoePa and Penn State and I have to ask HDD – is this Paterno’s last year?


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