In a move that will surprise no right-thinker on this planet, Mr. “I’ll Show You!  NYAAAAH!!!” himself, Scotty McCuntmuffin, has made yet another stupid-assed decision and endorsed Obambi for president.
“From the very beginning I have said I am going to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done and I will be voting for Barack Obama and clapping,”
Thus proving that during all his years behind the podium, he really was nothing but an empty suit.  And an extremely irrelavant one at that – I mean, had anyone heard from him since his “tell-all” book tanked?
McClellan told new CNN Host D.L. Hughley
D.L. Hughley?  Late of the failed ABC pseudo-comedy “The Hughleys”, which couldn’t even make it on UPN?
All together now…
If this is what CNN’s replacing Beck with, they might as well send up the white flag now. 
I think I’m going to give the Department Of Stating The Obvious™ that R&R a little early.  I think they’re trying to tell me something. 
Y’know, Denizens, I tend to think that if this SUV had parked outside my residence looking like that, I’d’ve been tempted to give it a car wash.
A .380-caliber car wash, if you catch my meaning.