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As some of you may know, time seems to be growing short for Acidman’s mom.

They could both use your prayers right about now.  They have mine.


(Hat tip to Mamamontezz.)

The Department of Give Me A Fucking Break makes sure we get our government RDA of unbelievable, head-stuck-squarely-up-the-ass stupidity with this column about a woman who, during a civil-rights temper tantrum march, Became Offended™ at something the police were doing while maintaining their presence there.

Eating bananas.

I’m going to say that again, just in case you didn’t believe your eyes the first time.  This stupid bimbo took offense at two cops who were.  Eating.  Bananas.

Let’s let the nice columnist, Tim Chitwood, relay the story.  (Who knows?  Hopefully he won’t be too pissed at me because I’m giving him credit for writing about it.)

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Eric over at Vince Aut Morire asked us to – and I quote – “steal this post“.

Welllllllll…I don’t know about stealing it – but I’m happy to link to it and strongly  recommend you go read about a mother’s gratitude for the kindness shown to her soldier son, stationed in Iraq.

Go.  Shoo.  Relax – I’ll be here when you get back.


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