Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 21:36
Johnnie Cochran, OJ Simpson’s criminal attorney, died today at his home in Los Angeles. He was 67.
There’s nothing I feel like saying about him that won’t sound incredibly snarky, so I’ll just leave it at that.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 20:25
And now…a non-Terri post. (Hold the applause.)
The Realm extends prayers and get-well wishes to Jerry Falwell, who has apparently had a relapse of the viral pneumonia that sidelined him a few weeks back.
You can’t go yet, sir. You still have too much to do here.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 17:15
I’m not sure quite what to make of this.
On the one hand, I’m encouraged that Mikey Shitstain is going to “allow” this autopsy – especially since it appears that he’d have had to anyway.
(Floridian legal beagles, front and center: I’ve heard that cremation candidates must have an autopsy done prior thereto. Is this the case?)
UPDATE: Hat tip to Denizen David Hartung: According to WND, Florida law does require such an autopsy.
How magnanimous of Mssrs. Shitstain and his fucknozzle-excuse-for-an-attorney to graciously accede to this.
On the other hand…any autopsy would be done at the Pinellas County morgue. It would not be a stretch to say that if any high muckety-much in Pinellas County told me that the sky was blue, I’d go out to double-check. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Mikey Shitstain and Georgie-Porgie
Fellatio Felon Felos are even now attempting to intimidate the coroner there.
I guess we’ll see how far this conspiracy extends, won’t we?
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 8:55
I generally agree with most of the stuff Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily has to say. Oh, there’ll be the occasional disagreement, but usually Farah has a good take on things.
And then, every once in a while, he gets the nail flush-bang-on-foursquare on the head. His column for today is just such an occasion.
Go read it – and keep your head on a swivel; that’s how much you’ll be nodding in agreement.