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(Hat tip to LC Mrs Heather.)

Denizens, in the interest of helping you keep your last meal down, I’m going to do you a huge favor, and put the bulk of this post under the “extended” button.

This way, you are warned:  This post is rated “ew”.  Not PG, not PG-13, not R, not NC-17, not X, XX or even XXX.  Just “ew”.

(Denizens, this  time I’m not kidding.  This is not an attempt to sucker you in.  No spew warnings in effect – vomit warnings would be more like it.)

Last chance.  Do not click on the “that all you got” link if you don’t want to be grossed out majorly.

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Misha has once again dipped a toe into the world of rampant crass commercialism.

As is his right, of course – far be it from His Rudeness™ to interfere with the normal progression of capitalism.  Certainly I  intend to buy one, myself.

I will point out, though, that on this one occasion (mischievous grin) – I beat him to the punch.

Feel free to stop by and see what all I’ve gathered together in a shameless attempt to promote Spatulaism. 


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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