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Aye, ‘n before ye have yer furst green beer o’ the day, ‘ere be an Irish – well, with a wee bit of Gaelic in dere, too – blessing from yours ‘n truly, Lord McSpatula:

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
may the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

Happy St. Patrick’s day, guys, from the half-Irish (Mumford) part of me.


Y’know, folks, there are idiots…and then there are idiots.

Okay, so I’m running through comments at Misha’s place – as is my wont, being the Imperial Sergeant-at-Arms and all – when a comment from this post catches my eye.

This comment was So Absolutely Fucking Stupid™ that I couldn’t help but respond thereto.  And I’m pleased to share that  entry with you, my beloved Denizens…

Do you blog?

Blog?  Us?  Naaaaaaaaaaah.  ‘Course we don’t blog.  Nobody here but us Rottweliers.

There is currently a research survey out that seeks to know “why bloggers blog.” The study is being performed by a graduate student at Appalachian State University in North Carolina.

Okay, enlighten me:  Why in the Hell™  would I want to take a survey and give anything  resembling information to some asshat, who apparently doesn’t have the brains of a gnat, who leaves the question “Do you blog?”…ON A FRIGGIN’ BLOG,  FOR GAWD’S SAKE?!?!?!

The survey takes less than 5 minutes to complete. Thanks for your time.

Sorry, dude.  I have better things to do with that five minutes.  Like, say, getting a root canal…

Great.  Humpin’.  Cthulu.


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